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About Me

The Perks and Jerks: Welcome to my alias, Mrs. C. Being a wife of a comedian has it's perks, but with every perk there is a real Twilight Zone of strange and odd behavior that must be endured. There are some very funny and attractive comedians out there, but if you knew what they were like off stage......
Like to Share Gossip: Comedian's Wives have more to offer than just a great rack and a wonderful sense of humor. We also have hilarious stories and tantalizing gossip to share.
C Wives are Funny: Most C Wives I know are actually just as funny as their counterparts. They just don't have the desire to get on stage and share the material. Interesting enough most comedian husbands get a portion of their act from the creative geniuses they are married to.
Staying Faithful to Our C: C Wives have just as many opportunities to cheat as our husbands do, but the fact of the matter is that EVERY comedian is odd and strange off stage and the general consensus is: "It's best to stay with the odd and strange that you know than the odd and strange you don't know.".

My Interests

People watching, gossip, reading, amusing myself, amusing myself in a sexual way, entertaining, entertaining myself in a sexual way, art, psychology, walking, walking upright, hiking, making friends, making enemies, web design, graphic design, photography, and people who make me laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Comedians and their counterparts.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Dave Matthews Band, Radiohead, Weezer, Godsmack, Live, Collective Soul, Nickelback, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Stone Sour, Marilyn Manson, Buckcherry, NIN, Hinder, Ella Fitzgerald, Snow Patrol, Bonnie Raitt, Korn, Frank Sinatra, Seether, Evanesence, Pearl Jam, Sublime, Soundgarden, Blue October, My Chemical Romance, Alice Cooper, Pussycat Dolls, Oasis, Train, Lit, Nickelback, Santana, The Killers, The White Stripes, Louis Armstrong, Los Lonely Guys, Einsturzende Neubauten, Dixie Chicks, Panic at the Disco, Kiss, Shinedown, The Fray, Norah Jones, Gnarls Barkley, Meatloaf, David Bowie, Ozzy, Green Day, Foo Fighters, more....

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Ten Commandments, The Outsiders, Papillon, Shawshank Redemption, The Color Purple, The Green Mile, Phantasim, Powder, Animal House, Bladerunner, O Brother Where Art Thou, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Breakfast Club, more...

Television:

HBO's Rome, HBO's Deadwood, Hell's Kitchen, HBO's Carnivale, HBO's 6 Feet Under, HBO's Oz, Medium, House, Grey's Anatomy

Books:

Authors: Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut jr., Ray Bradbury, John Grisham, Edgar Allen Poe, Patrica Cornwell, Sue Grafton, more....

Heroes:

Anyone who puts their life on the line to save someone else or to better the future of the world. Doctors, Nurses, Teachers, Police, Firemen, Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, etc...

The Pati Vitale Fund

Meredith Master

Paul Lynde Fan

My Blog

Nothing in Common?

** Re Posting Old Blog** My husband and I have little in common. This thought never crossed our minds some 17 years ago when we got drunk and had wild monkey sex on our third date. Okay, it was our se...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST

Nothing in Common?

Comedian Pick of the Week

This week I am WHORING a man who is not a whore at all........... ANDREW DICE CLAY IS A F***ING PR*CK! I LOVE HIM! ...... and I kinda hate him. God.... he could be my husband. Andrew Dice Clay is...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine

Recently I met up with Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine from "Crank Yankers" on MTV2, "Dice Undisputed" on VH1, "Meet The Creeps" and on Comedy Central's "Web Shows."at the comedy club. It was&n...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:20:00 PST

Perverted Punctuation

On the way home from a dinner last night my family and I suddenly found ourselves in the middle of an Language Arts lesson. The Comedian and I were talking quietly in the front seat.&nb...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Friend Zone to Fart Zone

I know how much all of you guys HATE being put in "the friend zone", but because I am married most of you (and I stress the words "most of you") seem to be cool with ou...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST

You Think I Would Know This By Now....

After 24 years of it, you would think I would know when that certain "time of the month" was near, right? (Yeah, guys.. you may want to pass on this blog.) No, not me, I am clueles...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST

Comedian Ray Longdong.. no that isn'this real name

Comedians are a special breed of human just like artists, musicians, and other creative types. They have a certain calling, a calling to entertain and to make people laugh. They enterta...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

Full of Piss and Vinegar.. Scratch the Vinegar

Someone actually pissed me off. I know! I never get mad at anyone!I saw it, I felt it, coming on a few months ago. I wasn't sure how it would all play out, I just knew in the end I would not be very f...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST

TCW'S 3 QUICKIES

TCW'S 3 Quick Questions 1. Finish this sentence... "Last time I was intoxicated I actually told someone on myspace that __________." That I could tie more than a cherry stem with my tongue. ...
Posted by The Comedian's Wife on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST