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J. Larson

Nobody "gets" me, but I'll get you....

About Me



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I am Jo Anna, the eternal enigma of ether that makes its home in this body, a hot body to be told, but a solid brain with a fragmented mind. I change it constantly and me constantly, as I evolve again and again, perpetually avoiding stagnation. Death. I beat death once and he doesn’t want a rematch yet, his agent keeps trying to convince him to challenge me, but that is another story for another time. In this moment, the following things describe me, but in no way are meant to define me: Human, female, daughter, sister, wife, mother, friend, student, teacher, lover, writer, fighter, creator, inspiration, optimist, risk taker, defiant, energetic, beautiful, generous, contagious.

My Interests

Which Goddess Are You?!? with never before seen pics and goddesses
You are Morgan Le Fay! She is commonly remembered as the enchantress half-sister of King Arthur. She is in fact the great queen goddess, ruler of the mystical island of Avalon, the Fortunate Island of the Blessed Dead. Sometimes equated with the ancient Irish warrior goddess Morrigan, she is the Celtic death goddess. As Morgana Fata she is the controller of destinies and knows the fate of each person. She is noted for her healing powers, her knowledge of healing plants, and her prophetic vision. Like a shaman she is a shape-shifter, able to take any form. She represents the deep place of healing magic within each of us- the center were wisdom and healing flow even in the moment of death. The ambivalence with which she is traditionally represented echoes our own fear of her deep and ancient wisdom.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Making fun of our consumer society and the people who fall for the hype (Comic Intervention included!) Sexy parties and toking reefer when not pregnant with alien babies. Basket weaving and porn watching.

I'd like to meet:

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Who I'd like to meet is a list longer than long and I am confident that through hard work, I will one day be able to say to each of them, "It was great working with you! Let's do it again!" I'd also like to meet the people that I don't know exist yet who I can say those words to. I want peopel who can accept me as a filthy mouthed chick with big (natural) tits who also has a really sweet heart and a swell brain. I want to meet the people who think I am funny and who I can inspire and influence in a positive way. I want to meet the people who's records my parents let us listen to while washing dishes who shaped my sense of humor.

I tried, but cannot make a list for fear of omitting someone, so, I'll just have to tell you when we're having a beer together after a show, 'kay?

You're Bettie Page!

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Music:

"I like country, soul, rock'n'roll, and I love me some hip-hop..." More rock and rap than country and soul. I love Kid Rock for blending them so well. I like Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Missy Elliot, Lil' Kim, Eminem, Jay Z, and the Beastie Boys for how they flow. I like Drowning Pool, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Anthrax, Ozzy, for how they rock. I like the plinky wordy melodic rythyms of Meryn Cadell and Laurie Anderson. I love the techno meld of My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult and Lords of Acid. I like the musical-ly goodness of Little Shop of Horrors, Les Miserable and A Chorus Line.

Movies:

Pretty much my favorite is Joe Dirt, I've seen it at least 25, but less than 50, I think. If I had to guess in whole OR in part, it'd be in the hundreds becaause it's on Comedy Central A LOT. Plus, I'm mad for Kid Rock. I did not, however, like Biker Boys (Boyz?) even though he was in it. I liked Robbie way better than Dog.I also enjoy revenge flicks like: Payback and Get Carter. Love Stories like: True Romance and Overboard! Feel good fluff like: Clueless, Legally Blonde, 13 Going on 30 and Splash! Classics like: Some Like it Hot, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Misfits, The 7 Year Itch, A Streetcar Named Desire, On the Waterfront, and The Bad Seed.

Television:

I have a serious affection for Family Sitcoms. Boy Meets World, Step by Step, Grounded for Life, The War at Home, Full House, 7th Heaven...I was also seriously addicted to Buffy in the early years and again at the end. So much so that I invented a Buffy board game...sad sad tweaker I was...I also groove on Family Guy, The Simpsons, South park, Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, Stacked and, last but not least, VIP.
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Books:

Historical fiction/nonfiction about interesting, sometimes tragic heroines. Like The Memory Book of Starr Faithfull. I like biographies and Auto-biographies. I just finished reading both "Gypsy" and "Pam". One and auto, the other authered by the National Enquirer. I am constantly trying to better myself by looking inward so I read a lot of things on past lives, divination, phycology, religion, and health. I just finished "The Alchemist".

You are Iago from Othello! You aren't afraid to get
what you want - even if it comes at a high
price. Dark, dark soul, you.

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You're Jungle Bettie. You're really creative when
it comes to clothing [or your TRY to be] and
you tend to be on the aggressive side
sometimes. You are able to keep your personal
feelings to yourself.

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My Blog

I gotta shake this

Woe is me, oh woe, I am trapped and sad and don't know where to go. Boo frickety hoo I am getting pretty tired of these mood swings, especially when they swing down, like I got my foot caught on some...
Posted by J. Larson on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:24:00 PST

Phished!

I just got a message that I was phished.  Soooo....if yoe see a bulletin or a comment trying to sell you something other than hats and shoes, like a Macy's gift card, or if you see a bulletin or ...
Posted by J. Larson on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST

FOR SALE

I am having an online yard sale so to speak.  In my photos section you will see a new album entitled "FOR SALE BY OWNER".  In at are pics of things I am parting with, for a price.  If y...
Posted by J. Larson on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:32:00 PST

Time to run

3 miles today.  Coffee's gone and the sun is up.  Hasta la vista. If you haven't donated to my marathon efforts yet, the web address is on my main page, by my profile pic.  I appreciate...
Posted by J. Larson on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:16:00 PST

MySpace Apps

Where did these delicious little diversions come from?  I can't believe I got sucked in, but they are fun!  I am a pet and have a pet, I can Super Poke you and I just bought a crappy car tha...
Posted by J. Larson on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:14:00 PST

A leetle sore today

I woke up stiff as a board this morning, all the bouncing and jogging has me tight in a bad way to.  Today I plan to swim and tan, that's it.  NO RUNNING.  I get addicted to running as ...
Posted by J. Larson on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:31:00 PST

Coming back to being ME

I've been thinking and reading a lot about authenticity.  All that time spent as a brunette really fucked up my me-ness.  Today, I went through all of my clothes and removed all things that...
Posted by J. Larson on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:07:00 PST

Sick Kid

Daemon is still sick with a fever over 100.  Poor guy.  I will not be watching MC today because I am sure that his folks don't want him sick.  This is the crappy domino effect.  Th...
Posted by J. Larson on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:01:00 PST

Feeling Sicky

I was supposed to go and orientate for the fundraising gig tonight.  The gig is Saturday.  Daemon started complaining about a headache at 10:30, he had a fever of 103.4.  Now, I am feel...
Posted by J. Larson on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:21:00 PST

Tuesday

Feels like Monday, had a great weekend, went to the spa with Amy Jean and relaxed.  I got a scalp massage which was heaven, for like 20 minutes followed by like 10 minutes of hair washing...nice....
Posted by J. Larson on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:38:00 PST