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Amy :}

The Fabulous Amy Donohue, bitches!

About Me


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I'm a radio DJ, professional stand-up comedian and all-around awesome chick! I love the local music scene and all the cool people I've met being involved with it. I'm originally from Buttfuckalo, NY. Lived in Spain for a summer, went to do a semester abroad in Costa Rica for college. I love to travel! I'll add more later. This is my second profile, because I was a victim of phishing. It was horrific, but I pulled through it OK.
My birthstone is the amethyst. I was doing a search and found this:
Crystalline quartz in shades of purple, lilac or mauve is called amethyst. It is the most highly prized variety of quartz. The name amethyst comes from the Greek amethustos which means not drunken.
I am on the air every Tuesday from 8:00pm PST until 10:00pm PST. LIVE! 106.7FM Scottsdale or click the banner below to listen online, bitches! Upcoming shows:
February 19 - Paige Burner!!! AZRD back again!
February 26 - Eugene Howgan & Jimmy Petrogallo
March 4 - Awaking the Fallen!! My boys :}
March 11 - Rich Panarese - Dating from a male perspective
March 18 - Just Tondra and Me :}
April 1 - ONE LAST PEACE!!!!!
April 15 - Sarge/Vance from Holmberg's Morning Sickness. He manages a band to get pussy
April 22 - 3-year ANNIVERSARY SHOW with Midnight Movie Mamacita! Can't wait to have her back!
May 13 - Buddha! Great friend and fellow stand-up comic. Look out!
May 20 - Gabi from Yelp.com!
June 3 - Thomas S - fellow comedian who has the most awesome hiring skills!
June 10 - Fellow comedian and great friend, Larry Kenny!!!!!!!
June 17 - Midnight Movie Mamacita!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 1 - Karl - SLAM Magazine
July 8 - Eugene Haugen again! This is ALWAYS a great show! My mom loves Eugene
July 15 - Nathan and his "bear hands"
July 29 - slaves 9 *melt*
August 5 - "Hitch for Women" - He has no idea what he's in for!
August 12 - Ray Love, comedian PAST RADIO SHOW GUESTS
TV Trash Kill, Midnite Movie Mamacita, AZRD, Tweeker Chic, Derby Dames (should I be scared???)The Fedups!!!!Die Ignorant, ATM (formerly All Too Much) These guys were a firetruckin' BLAST both times!Nunzilla!!!!!
BLESSED BE THY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scandalesque! Woohoo, hot bitches!, Joanna Larson - watch out, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!! element a440 - back from the ban! teehee!
The Numptys! Let's get numptified!
ROBERT FATA!!!!!!! Fellow comic and biggest mocker of the Fabulous One! teehee! Casket Life, Awaking the Fallen, Signs of Betrayal. SELFLESS!!
32 Leaves, The Earps, SiOp, Page the Village Idiot, Male Pattern Radness
The Pussy Posse, Eugene Howgan, DetoX, Revenant, Blance Davidian
Mission G, 13th Floor Entertainment, Twin Falls, Robby Wagner
Projekt Shun, Scotch and Water, Cell Fone, Calabrese, Rising Conviction
The Iris (they made me cookies!), Bruce Hepler, HENRY ROLLINS!!!!!!
Jay Davis, Carol Mooney, Chad Miller, Sixstitch, Jenna's Arrival
Autumn's End, The Strand, Hardwire, My Doll, Pinga, Janet Elliott
Back From Ashes, JasonSociety, sic)monic (my mom was there, too!)
80-d (hot hot hot!, Joey Arroyo, Tribal Soul, Twisted Thorn, Miscavage
Kelly Hunt, Kevin Moyers, Leslie Uffalussy (the wifey)
My sister :}
Eroticide, Niki Kwik (the glass-bottomed boat show!), Adamdontcare
The Limit Club, The Attitude, PJ Grinch (my hometown boys)
Rich Panarese (the dating show), Rich the Stitch, Ikonoklast
Silvi Olen, Trish Bush, Big Vinny and the Cattle Thieves (more hotties!)
Shallowpoint, Terror in the Aisles (Byron is the Future Mr Fabulous *blush*)
Ghostlife, Greenhaven (the reason for the plastic mats on the floor!)
Destructured, Sigma, Xlp, Laconic, Brody Hubbard, devi, 24 Hours
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My Interests

Hiking, yoga, local music, my dog and cat. I'm a bit of a news-whore and always read the paper online while at work. Of course, I love comedy! Anything about nature just completely fascinates me. I love tattoos and piercings (duh), as long as they're quality tattoos and not some dumb pot leaf over your heart. *shudder* I have a "thing" for Steve Madden shoes. I have so many purses, there are some I've never used. I shop at thrift stores because I believe in recycling. I collect Homies. I have a shoebox with over 300 of them. I paint, mostly abstract stuff. Looking at some of my art, you can feel what I was feeling, even if what you're seeing doesn't make much sense. *shrug* That's what art is about, right?

I'd like to meet:



"I make mistakes, I'm out of control and sometimes hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.-Marilyn Monroe"

Madonna and the Dali Lama. I've met Henry Rollins, but a half hour is never long enough! Marry me, Hank! I want to meet Marilyn Monroe. Just because. Or Ja Rule. Yeah, I'd marry him! Or, just lick him head to toe! *blush*
I just HAD to post this. Too firetruckin' funny!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Most of the music I listen to is local, but I’ve got favorites! Metallica (OLD SCHOOL), Black Flag, Jane’s Addiction, Madonna, Beastie Boys, Primus, Snoop, Ice Cube, Ice T, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Ani Difranco, Macy Gray, Sex Pistols, PIL, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bif Naked, Eminem, Dresden Dolls, Poe, Amy Winehouse, Neko Case, KMFDM, Deftones, Forgotten Rebels, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Pigface, P J Harvey, Garbage, Cypress Hill, Lords of Acid, The Descendents, Neil Diamond, The Prodigy, Skinny Puppy, Olivia Newton John, Rob Zombie, a lot of stuff that doesn’t go together but they don’t seem to fight on the shelves.

Movies:

I love horror flicks! I'm a huge Zombie (Rob and the things that eat you), 80s movies, foreign, and I love anything that Lions Gate puts out

Television:

Nip/Tuck, The L Word, Food Network, Discovery Health, Discovery Channel. Oh yeah, and of course Seinfeld :}

Books:

My very favorite book of all time is "The Secret History" by Donna Tartt. She wrote the whole book on a yellow legal pad with a pencil. How cool is that?! I'm always in the middle of a couple books at a time. It's the ADD in me. I read some self-help stuff, trashy vampire novels (I love Laurel K Hamilton!), Tom Robbins, just about anything that catches my interest.

Heroes:

My mom, my sister (she has the kid, I refuse to breed!)

My Blog

What I’ve learned about dating the past few months

It gives me a TON of material!TourettesPrisonNo job, no car, no friends (he was really nice, though :P)At least they tell me this stuff on the first date.  But how the FUCK do they think I'm goin...
Posted by Amy :} on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:04:00 PST

Exhausted

So, I've been *really* busy lately.  Getting by on 20 hours of sleep.  A week.  Tried to sleep in both yesterday and today but that didn't happen.  Loving my life and everyone/ever...
Posted by Amy :} on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:38:00 PST

This is what pisses me off about Myspace

I love Myspace.  What I don't love are the random emails from guys who are "looking to chat" with no pics and 5 friends.  Or, one pic and NO friends.  I mean, come on, it's a bogus acco...
Posted by Amy :} on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

One of the hardest things I’ve ever done...

So, tonight was the memorial comedy roast of Paul.  I broke down as soon as I walked in because there was a collage of pictures of him and we all had to sign it.  Pulled myself together.&nbs...
Posted by Amy :} on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:57:00 PST

I miss the power, but I’ve come full circle

So, last weekend I traded in my '04 VW R32.  I'd had it since it was born and had only 8 miles on it.  When I traded it in, it had just hit 52K miles.  I loved that car.  If you do...
Posted by Amy :} on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

Got my four years!

May 9th was my 4-year anniversary of being clean and sober.  Yay, me!
Posted by Amy :} on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:57:00 PST

Knowing an alleged serial killer and being sad

I started doing comedy over 5 years ago.  About 4 years ago, I figured I needed to have a head shot done.  My friend Randy, a fellow comedian, has a brother, Dale, who does photography. &nbs...
Posted by Amy :} on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

My new job couldn’t be more perfect for me!

First off, let me tell you about High School.  I was voted "Most likely to become a hairdresser".  I always had the best/coolest hair.  I grew up in a small farm town and everyone had t...
Posted by Amy :} on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

I felt so humbled tonight!

Went to the Clubhouse.  Actually, yesterday, went to see sic)monic at their practice studio to get tickets for tonight.  Walking in, seeing some of "my boys" made me so happy to be doing wha...
Posted by Amy :} on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:45:00 PST

Training CHANK

this kitten is hell on wheels! Sometimes he is so cute and he will lick my chin and nose and then...CHOMP.  He gets under the blankets, cuddles up next to me, then CHOMPS my nipple.  As I pe...
Posted by Amy :} on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:48:00 PST