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Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!!

I am here for Friends

About Me

I live in an apartment next to the Foothills Mall. I work at a community college as an IT tech.

My Interests

Roller Derby, watching football, watching boxing, playing video games (Xbox and PC), working out (getting back into shape), going to dive bars or bars on Fourth, attending movies and concerts, hanging out in the park on a beautiful weather day, envying classic muscle car owners, and admiring classic muscle cars. I also enjoy playing with fireworks and hitting baseballs in the batting cages. I enjoy playing no-limit freeze-out Texas Hold 'Em.

I'd like to meet:

This kitty cat Crazy Cat loves water.
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Add to My Profile | More VideosEh, who cares...people. I'm a people person, I'll meet just about anyone.

I love Roller Derby, so I'd love to meet Rollergirls and Rollerfans as well. Also, people from my past that I am trying to suppress and forget about might be entertaining. People involved in the local boxing scene back when there was actually a boxing scene in Tucson would be cool also.

Here's the deal...if you wanna be my friend, you gotta work for it. Tell me who you are, tell me something about me that makes you wanna be my friend, and tell me something about you that will make me wanna be your friend.I'm not a friend whore. I don't try to get as many friends as I can. Quite the contrary...I see my friends list as an exclusive club where members not only have to earn their way in, they have to earn the right to stay in. If you wanna be on my friends list, you gotta do one of three things...
-You gotta be my friend in real life
-You gotta have something to do with the derby (even if you're "just" a rollerfan)
-You gotta actively maintain communication with me to work up to a real live in-person meeting.

Music:

Metal, Ska, Alternative, punk, some indie, pretty musically open minded. Some of my favorite bands include (but not limited to) Reel Big Fish, All-American Rejects, Weezer, pre-napster-whining-Metallica (St. Anger just sucked!) AFI, Alice in Chains, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Megadeth, The Offspring, Snoop Dogg, Adema, Three Days Grace. If I had to choose a "theme song" for myself, it would be ...To Be Loved by Papa Roach

Movies:

My three favorite movies are Clerks, Office Space, and The Distinguished Gentleman. Since I'm a rabid rollerfan, I gotta put Hell on Wheels in this list, too!

Television:

(Of shows still produced) The Simpsons, King of the Hill, American Dad, Family Guy, Prison Break, 24, Law & Order: SVU, Dateline NBC with the internet predator busts on them, My Name is Earl, and of course, Cops. Shows in reruns I enjoy are Futurama, MASH (seasons 1-3), the Honeymooners, Home Movies, Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist, Beavis & Butthead. I also enjoy a little Reno 911 now and then.

Books:

I don't read books too often, but when I do they are non-fiction, mostly biographies or stories of the American Civil War or World War II.

Heroes:

Jesse Ventura. He was able to defeat two major party candidates for the Gubernatorial seat of Minnesota with next to no money, speaking straight and honest to people. I wish career politicians were like him.Though I've never met the man, I see him as a kindred spirit. We both built with great shoulders. We both have a great voice. We're both straight shooters who tell it like it is and see anything less as a sign of gross disrespect. And, we're both given heat for telling the truth.

My Blog

Random Derby Ramblings...

So, a lot of conversations going on in roller derby circles. First off, Michi-Chan was quite upset about a comment in the Phoenix New Times' article about the Derby Damees. The quote was "Seriously, i...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:40:00 PST

AZRD. Fuck yeah!!!...I mean really FUCK YEAH!!!

You ever see the movie Pulp Fiction? Remember how the plot was sort of circular, and there were several stories that were told individually but all intertwined with one another? Remember how many of t...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:16:00 PST

So this year keeps getting worse and worse

Just to warn everyone...this isn’t nearly as positive as my last blog entry. This is more emotional baggage (of sorts) being dumped.My maternal grandmother passed away this morning.Now, before y...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:50:00 PST

AZRD. Fuck yeah!!!

So, as most of you already know, I went to check out some roller derby yesterday. It was an eventful and interesting day. Get comfy here...I have a lot to talk about. Don’t worry, this isn&rsquo...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:06:00 PST

My stepmother again...

Yeah, she wrote me again. Though she didn’t acknowledge it, I am certain she chose today to write to me because she knows it is my birthday. She sent me a video I didn’t watch and she sent...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

One of Bret’s funny memories

Much of my blog contains negativity, I know. I use this as a means to unload my emotional baggage. For the most part, it works. But, reading this must get my readers down sometimes. So, I thought I wo...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:01:00 PST

Powerball

Wow, I heard it’s up to 275 million now. That’s a lot of money. I buy 3 quick picks and 3 quick powerballs twice a week. I sometimes win two or three bucks. One time I won $50 when I match...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

My weekend...

So, it was an eventful weekend. I'll share it for whomever may be interested...meaning nobody. But, I'll talk about it anyway.Friday evening I attended the High Impact Wrestling show on Friday night. ...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

An evening of High Impact Wrestling

I know very few, if any, people on my list are wrestling fans, or know anything about the wrestling business. To those folks I say you're more than welcome to continue reading, but you may get lost in...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST

I made up this "top friend point system"

I was inspired by this today. I saw my friends list total drop again, and again I don't know who I lost. I made a blog entry demanding that pukes that like to give people "hints" remove themselves fro...
Posted by Bret is AZRD's FoMo!!! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:37:00 PST