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Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!!

GOTTA CRAWL B4 U WALK?

About Me


Im a fusion queen......... so I have no genre. Infact, I dont only fuse genre against genre, I fuse era against era........ century against century......... damnit B.C. against A.D.! I have a multi-dimensional personality, and my music is in 3-D. The speakers in my office/studio are all around the tops of the wall......... wan know why? I guess I just like the idea of the music taking over your body from above, and comin strong enough to cave you in............ to a point where.......... your screaming free!! Anyway, I'm a "73" baby, jumpin into the scene because, certain artist out there are making tracks with samples of the 70z that make me wanna kick my momma! (you know I'm jokin, my momz will kick my a?? this is why they call me Jerkahonis by the way! LOL)........the music is pulling me from the ashes...I want to share some flava.......there's still somethin missin........ME DAMNIT..... and I think I can help change that! I write anything on my heart, and make music from my soul. I'm constantly hearing beats in my head............... the love/rage child of an artist (my mom a Gemini) and a musician/percussionist (my dad an aquarius, R.I.P. Pop) Thatz right yall, born into the funk!! I grew up zany, displaying natural talents in both fields and I'm on the cusp between Aquarius and Capricorn; Capriquarian.Itz the "AGE OF AQUARIUS" for real now............ My cocoon has hatched, ready to take it to another level. Overall, Im interested in helping star quality............ SHINE................ Peace.

Please know that I am an aspiring producer who has an ear............ even if U dont like what U hear on my page............ PLEASE DO YA SELVES A JUSTICE, AND CHECK ANY OF MY FRIENDS PAGES.............. Hit enough of em.......... and U may feel ya self BAPTISED IN DA FUNK!! Itz real.................. Blessings MySpace!!--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------OH!! BY THE WAY.......ALL YALL BAMMA-ASS HATAZ...........

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/20/2006
Band Members: ITZ JUS ME, MYSELF &...MIND EYE!!

Influences:

Sounds Like:COME CHECK MY OTHER PAGES.......Jerkahonis2......MORE IN FUSION Jerko2..the AlienSoldierette To add friend clickthe image aboveThe 73Baby! THE LYRICAL ME...... Jerko flow...The73Baby!! To add friend clickthe image above
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Signs of Infidelity....dont be dumb...lookout!!

Cheating spouse spends more time away from home. The cheater needs to spend more time with his love interest so they must make up more excuses to be away such as working late, unexplained errands an...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

OTHER WAYS TO CONTACT ME...

http://www.myspace.com/jerkahonis (producer page)/THIS PAGE http://www.myspace.com/jerkahonis2 (producer page 2) http://www.myspace.com/jerkoflowfortmspro (lyrical mixtape page) http://www.myspace.com...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

FUCK DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!

I GOT THIS INFO. FROM A FRIEND NAMED JESUS GEORGE........THANKS JESUS!     This guy really fuckin makes me sick...A little fun fact about "Dog"..His name was given to him because surprisingl...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST

THE OLD SCHOOL..........

THIS IS STRICTLY FOR THE OLD SCHOOL SO MANY CANT NAME U ALL..........     Ooh itz the "Wild Wild West" So let "The Body Rock" "The Message" is " (Nothing Serious) Just Buggin" So "Give it A...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

FUCK!!?

fuck gay or straight fuck love & hate fuck my mind state fuck hair thats fake fuck whomever thinks life's always great fuck bush, for fuckin the united states fuck moving @ a fast pace fuckit at ...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST

NEW PAGE, 4 THE HEADZ OF THE WORLD...

--> Copied from MySpace.com -->Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:53:00 PST

check this out everyone... maybe somethin interesting..

http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=22795
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

This is my cusp (Capriquarian) / Are U a cusper??

..>..> ..> Were You Born on a Cusp? ..>..>..>Capricorn/AquariusJanuary 19 to January 23Capricorn is the tenth sign of the Zodiac; Aquarius is the 11th sign. Those born on the Capricorn/Aquarius cusp...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

UNTITLED......AS USUAL

Loose flowing clothes Smells of amber rose Margaritas with lime twist Interlude to a sensual kiss Conversation over izzum Turned on by a familiar wisdom Her eyes seep into my soul She's so much a part...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST

Untitled poem written in about 1999

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GYPSIE ONE DAY MEANT TO COME INTO MY LIFE BUT WASNT MEANT TO STAY & EYE KNOW HOW IT GOES MY FRIEND BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHEN CHANCES ARISE IN YOUR LIFE YOU MAKE A PLAY ...
Posted by Jerkahonis Da Capriquarian!! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST