The abolishment of Cat Juggling. I also have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.
I'd like to meet:
A few words of wisdom:
-Lord loves a workin' man
-Don't trust whitey
-See a doctor and get rid of it
-Stay away from the cans!
My girlfriend Marie!! 2 Boobs!
Our first kiss!! Hot!!
Disco!! Before the Optigrab tragedy!!
Music:
The Blues, There's something about those songs. They depress me! And I Love The Gospel! This is the kind of music that tells me to go out there and be somebody!
I also love to play the ukulele!
Movies:
My Favorite Meal!!!
There were Snails on Maries' plate!
Books:
The Phone Book! Yes, I am now in the phone book!! Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now!
Heroes:
The President of Texaco Oil
Mr. Hartounian - taught me how to be impatient.
Patty Bernstein - Daredevil,SJM Fiesta Shows - taught me what my special purpose was!
Marie, my girlfriend, she is a cosmetologist!
Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordova - leader of the fight against cat-juggling.
We MUST come together as a people in the fight against the pure evil which is CAT JUGGLING! This must be stopped in our lifetime! For our childrens' sake!!! Please!!
My dog Shithead, even he doesn't really need me....
Hard times, but I had all that I needed!!
