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Al

My money's on Obama and the iPhone

About Me

I ran for President in 2000 following Bill Clinton's two terms. I was defeated in the Electoral College vote by the George W. Bush on a vote of 271-266, with a Gore-committed Elector from Washington, DC abstaining, in what became one of the most crappy elections in U.S. history. I did win a plurality of the popular vote (thanks guys). The recount of the votes in Florida was stopped by the Supreme Court in the 5 to 4 Bush v. Gore decision which effectively secured the election for George W. Bush.

I served in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1977 to 1985 and in the U.S. Senate from 1985 to 1993.I was awarded the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize with the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change). I have also won an Academy Award for my movie, An Inconvenient Truth.I'm currently serving as President of the American television channel Current and Chairman of Generation Investment Management, I sit on the board of directors of Apple Computer, serve as an unofficial advisor to Google's senior management, am chairman of the Alliance for Climate Protection, and partner in a venture capital firm Kleiner, Perkins, Caufield & Byers.

Please, no Republican bashing or liberal bashing. You can visit Hillary's myspace or O'Reilly's for that forum.

Like I said, I sit on the board for Apple computer. So if you like the iPod, you'll love the iPhone. Please download that unreleased Tupac album. Gas isn't cheap, guys.

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My Interests

Government, Politics, the White House. The Internal Revenue Code, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, The endangered species act, anything related to Bilingual education grants, the Title X Family Planning Fund, Corporation for Public Broadcast, Sugar Import Quotas and Subsidies.

I'd like to meet:

Democrats, Liberals. The residents of Dade county. Anyone else that can make the claim that they invented the internet (I can have a sense of humor, too). Cameron Diaz, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Julia Stiles, Janeane Garofalo I love you, Chrissie Hynde, Tim Robbins, Martin Sheen, Vincent D'Onofrio, Cher, Greenday, Brad Pitt.
I put Rush Limbaugh in my top 12 because O'Reilly bet me $100 that I couldn't do it. But now that I think of it, O'Reilly never ponied up...

Music:

Dixie chicks. Bubba Sparxxx. Eminem. Tupac. John Mayer. Greenday. NoFX. Basically, if it's in the album Rock Against Bush! they came to my Birthday party.

Movies:

Godfather, Syriana, I Heart Huckabees, Aladdin. Good night and Good luck. Seriously, what do you expect me to like, The Departed?

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Colmes and Hannity. (don't tell my wife) Everything on MSNBC. Can I get it off of iTunes? Then I'll put it on my Apple TV.

Books:

An inconvenient Truth, Earth in the Balance: Forging a New Common Purpose. It Takes a Village, Communist Manifesto, quotations from Chairman Mao, Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, Democracy and Education, Das Kapital, The Feminine Mystique, The course of Positive Philosophy, Beyond Good and Evil, General theory of Employment, Interest and Money, The population Bomb, What is to be Done, Authoritarian Personality, On Liberty, Beyond Freedom and Dignity, Reflections on Violence, The Promise of American Life, The origin of Species.

Heroes:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt. My wife, Tipper. Ted Kennedy. Steve Jobs. Those who bought my book, saw my movie, and are nominating me for the nobel peace prize