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DJ PENIS

You know nothing about Music. But DJ Penis does.

About Me

Created and sent to mother earth by a higher power. Mozart reincarneted in his body between the age of three and seventyfive. Started composing symphonies, operas and worldwide NO.1 Hits before entering kindergarten. Music, more powerful than Hulk Hogan Vitamines. Now it's on you to eyewitness the bloodorgy of the bluehorned she-devils. Keep the Gax alive!

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

DANCE TO MY MUSIC OR DJ PENIS WILL EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/26/2006
Band Members: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Mahatma Ghandi, Sigmund Freud, The Ultimate Warrior, Barry White, 50 Forint, Avril Lavigne and all members of Iron Maiden IN ONE BODY!!!!!!!! Believe it or not. But the world has to know, how this innocent child became DJ Penis.
Influences: DJ Penis doesn't get influenced. He influences.
Sounds Like: Sounds Like.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hello Audience, hello World!

This IS dj PENis speaking to you from the world's most delightful tree to hug of the world. "hug tree no1. in the Wordl" - to make ist easier for U to unda-stand. got me? no. but Dj penis does. he go...
Posted by DJ PENIS on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST

Don't do EMMENTALER!

This IS DJ Penis warning from the world's most stylish backseat of a Daihatsu Cuore to sit on. DJ Penis has a MESSAGE for you! It's a WARning. So you better shut up and listen carefully, just like you...
Posted by DJ PENIS on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST

I ATE MY AUDIENCE!

I am so sorry. It just happened. But there is one good thing: there is no more hating of the audience. Okay, there are 1000s of new DJ Penis disciples every minute - but I'm talking about that special...
Posted by DJ PENIS on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

What will happen if you don't add DJ Penis?

Things. Things will happen. A lot of, maybe less. But there will be something happening. That IS for sure. So you see, don't you?This was DJ Penis speaking from the world most painful massage studio o...
Posted by DJ PENIS on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:41:00 PST

Who am I?

THIS is DJ Penis speaking to you from the world most complicated to handle computer. There are 1000s of request every DaY concerning my personality. I can only give you one answer: I AM! But to make ...
Posted by DJ PENIS on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

This IS DJ Penis speaking

This guys from myspace asked me to do this. I don't care but here it is: the official myspace home of DJ Penis. This Page is the THE TRUTH about my work, my life, my style and BELIEVES. Big Things are...
Posted by DJ PENIS on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:22:00 PST