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About Me

I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, Seasons greetings to all of you, Let's sing songs and dance and play, Now before I melt away, Here's a game I like to play, Stick me in your mouth and try to say, Howdey ho ho yum yum yum, Christmas time has come!

Listen to audio messages from me:

My song!
The Mr. Hankey Playset commercial
My speech on Christmas
Everyone sing!

Download my screensaver here

You can see me in episodes 110 "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo," 209 "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls," 216 "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!, 315 "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics," 417 "A Very Crappy Christmas," and 617 "Red Sleigh Down."

My Interests

Fiber, brushing my teeth, french fries, scatology, egg nog, holidays, flowers, singing christmas carols.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Iggy Poop, Poop Will Eat Itself, The Poops, Doodoo Wah, Big Bad Doodoo Daddy, The Shat

Movies:

The South Park Movie: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Golden Girls, Who's the Boss?, Facts of Life, Diff'rent Strokes

Books:

Everybody Poops, History of Shit, Where's The Poop?, The Truth About Poop, The Scoop on Poop, The Diaper Diaries: The Real Poop on a New Mom's First Year, The Straight Poop: A Plumber's Tattler

Heroes:

Winnie The Poo

My Blog

Poopy photos

HOOOOWDY HOOOOOOMy mittens make it awfully difficult to operate a 'lil digital camera, so if you can find or draw a picture of me (or something that reminds you of Mr Hankey) to post on my webpage, we...
Posted by Mr. Hankey on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:58:00 PST

Who brightens up our holiday?

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey t...
Posted by Mr. Hankey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dennis Quaid

Gosh I hate Dennis Quaid. He never wipes his ass all the way and he totally sucks.
Posted by Mr. Hankey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas Classics

Howdy Ho! You can listen to audio samples from my album, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" right here...
Posted by Mr. Hankey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST