Born in the jungles of hot-ass Africa, trained in the Shaolin Wu-Tang Style...
I am a super-cool, badass muthafuckin' primate. People are sometimes so awestruck by my ninja skills and mastery of The Force that they completely overlook the fact that I've also been spittin' ill rhymes since I was just a wee chimp. I will kick your ass, then bust a wicked freestyle about how I just kicked your ass. Then I'll probably have a threesome with your girlfriend and your mom.
Basically, I rule. But don't worry, I'm not a dick about it.
