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Towelie

YOU'RE a towel!

About Me

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My Interests

Drying things and getting high.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to know about towel safety, uhh, I have no idea whas goin on. oh yeah and people who wanna get high. wanna get high?

Music:

When you're dancin all over, you might get all sweaty! That's why Towelie says: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

Movies:

If you smoke too much before you go to the movies, you can spill your jumbo coke all over your date! That's why Towelie says: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

Television:

If you're watching the new episodes of southpark while gettin high, you might laugh so hard youll tip the bong over and spill the water on the floor. That's why Towelie says: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

Books:

I like checkin out the Wal*mart magazines, just for the articles ofcourse!! ;)

Heroes:

the guy who wrote the melody to funkytown and the dude who invented pot. I think there the same dude!

My Blog

Toker's Terminology

Acapulco GoldA rare type of marijuana plant. Aluminum pipeA smoking utensil made from aluminum.Apple pipeA smoking utensil made from an apple.Aqua lungA gravity bong in a bucket.Ash1. The solid waste ...
Posted by Towelie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:51:00 PST

Fun & Games with Pot

Fun & Games with Pot   Taxi In order to play Taxi, you must first choose the number of tokes (hits) to take per turn.  (Two tokes is a good starting point.)  Gather everyone into ...
Posted by Towelie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

Joint Etiquette

Protect Your Papers There are many advantages to carrying rolling papers, rather than a pipe or bong. They're light, legal, and they come many to a pack. However, papers tend to bend and tear when c...
Posted by Towelie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

Weed Etiquette

De-seed Your Weed If you ever hear a "pop" while smoking a bowl, someone has packed a seed. Packing a seed is a surefire way to expose yourself as a novice pot smoker. The smoke from a burning seed, i...
Posted by Towelie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:36:00 PST

The Official? Southpark pages

Ok, so like theres this group of southpark profiles that claim to be the official myspaces of southpark. RPers they call themselves, ya know, Role Players. And they will play along as if there really ...
Posted by Towelie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST