Say Goodbye to summer ( A tradition in December In Arizona) |
It's no secret that I have a possum problem in my yard, primarily because the "trailer court" on the other side of my fence won't cut their trees, and one of them hangs over my patio.
So the othe...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:58:00 PST |
Life in the Big City |
I'm declaring a moratorium on my own middle finger. The other day a guy cut me off on the freeway, then started slaloming all over the road. When I caught up to him I flipped him the bird - you know, ...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:39:00 PST |
Holiday Reflections |
Well, as most of my close friends know, the holidays are my time to kick back, slip into a turtleneck and cozy down with my keg of Keystone light for a little year-end reflection. So....here...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:05:00 PST |
How to Bathe a cat. |
Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST |
The Demise of MayorMcCheese |
After a number of years as a successful corporate mascot and public servant, I was let go and my city disbanded. In my dispair I turned to drinking, then painkillers, then huffing gasoline. I hit rock...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:26:00 PST |
A Very Dark Day |
Well, I finally got that potato chip from ebay that I've been bidding on and it's amazing! It REALLY DOES look like you can see Oprah's face in it! There are two little dark spots that look jus...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST |
My House is Haunted |
My house was left to me by my second stepfather (Clyde), and he got it at a good price because the previous owner blew his brains out behind the garage. So when Clyde was alive he would report inciden...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:59:00 PST |
