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Butter

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well I just want to start off by clarifying that I am most definitely not unsalted butter. That shit is disgusting. I enjoy being kept at very cool temperatures, but not too cold because then its a disaster when you try to spread me. I prefer butter dishes, but the box is ok too.

My Interests

Being churned, being whipped, being spread on delicious bread and grain items, and being melted as well. Occasionally some douchebag will melt me and try to put me on broccoli, but don't ask me why.

I'd like to meet:

Toast, pancakes, english muffins, waffles, biscuits, french toast, rice, corn on the cob, or a pan I can coat while cooking or baking!

Heroes:

Paris Hilton - her favorite NY club is called butter!