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Crazy Cat Lady aka Baby Mama

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About Me

I live on Long Island with my ten year old daughter and my five cats: Ricky, Max, Lola, Jack, and Bella. Besides them, I have a wonderful boyfriend and great friends and family...I couldn't ask for more.I am a vegetarian for a few years now and have never felt better. I love animals; cats, dogs, llamas...you name it. I have a great interest in medicine,forensics, and I would have loved to be a homocide detective. I have a great thirst for knowledge. If I don't know something, I will find it out. I want to read the encyclopedia...oh, and yes, I am out of my mind.
I have a serious addiction to shoes.
I'm a practical joker and love to laugh. I am pretty immature but in a fun way. I take life seriously when necessary, but I never forget the importance of laughter. I attract nerds and stray animals.
Likes: The color red, Jelly Belly jellybeans, animals especially cats and wolves, and playing chess. I think throwing food is funny. I love swimming in the ocean. I love the moon and stars, and sunshine too. Summertime is my favorite, but I welcome the change of seasons.
Dislikes: Creeps. Men in sandals and socks, there is no excuse for that. Mushrooms. Litter boxes. Frivolous lawsuits. Poor grammar and spelling. I hate telemarketers and pushy salespeople. I am deathly afraid of most spiders, horseshoe crabs, scorpions, and pretty much any other crustacean and arachnid. I am highly offended by people who smell or have horse breath. Rude people irritate me. I have zero tolerance for oogling illegal immigrant landscapers (unless they look good without a shirt on).
I'm on my space to stay in touch with friends, maybe make some new ones, and to look at other people's freaky pictures.


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I was supposed to be a Solid Gold Dancer...
Clearly I have a "thing" for glitter and spandex.

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My Interests

Some of my interests include spending time with my daughter, reading, collecting Barbie dolls, Pilates, listening to music, my pets and shopping, shopping, and shopping. Two goals I want to accomplish this year is learning to bellydance and go shark fishing.

Sea Monkeys ruined my life...



I'd like to meet:

A big fat slob of a man without a job. He must be able to sit on the couch all day eating Scooter Pies while watching Jerry Springer. A beer gut and and superfluous body hair is a must. Skidmarks are a plus. Oh yeah, and a shirtless illegal immigrant landscaper...

Or Sweater Man...

Or some twin goobers...

"IT WAS JUST A JOKE, JAN."

IS THIS YOURS?

If you think this is for you, you are probably right...

Music:



I listen to a variety of music. Mostly rock/metal music, but I also enjoy a lot of music from the 70's. Favorites are: Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, Pink, The Eagles, Skynyrd, Motley Crue, Whitesnake/David Coverdale, Bon Jovi, Sheryl Crow, Queensryche, lots, lots, more...My cd collection ranges from Metallica to Gordon Lightfoot.

Movies:

The Poseidon Adventure, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Prophecy

Television:

I don't watch very much TV. I put the news on in the morning. I've been trying to watch Fox News 1/2 Hour News Hour, but I keep falling asleep. It's my Sunday night ritual.



Books:

Janet Evanovich, Robin Cook, Stephen King, Anne Rice to name a few. I like books on true crime and forensic science. Of course I indulge in some Jackie Collins once in a while. I'm very guilty of supporting the tabloids. (It's a sickness, like shoes.)

Heroes:

Lenny and Squiggy & Hong Kong Phooey & Most Of All McGruff...

I can't forget to mention Isaac from The Love Boat.

My Blog

Im a Mommy Again

Well, just a foster mommy for now.  His name is Kasper.  He's 2-3 weeks old.  I'm taking care of him until his daddy (Jimmy) is ready for him.  He's sooooo adorable!  His...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST

Hottie of the Day

I'd like to take a moment to celebrate the hot men that make the world go 'round... Saturday August 18, 2007 Tony Little..."You Can Do It"   Tuesday June 12, 2007 Two words.  Meat.  ...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

I Cannot Stand Man Haters

Today I was eavesdropping on a conversation between a Man Hater and a Man Hater Follower.  I had to control myself and not interject, on account of my PMS and fear of saying something I shouldn't...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:55:00 PST

I got Tagged again and again...

6 Weird ThingsEach player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits about themselves.People who get tagged write a blog of their own with 6 weird things/habits about themselves (stating them clea...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

TAGGED - Six Weird Things

TAGGED 6 Weird Things Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits about themselves. People who get tagged write a blog of their own with 6 weird things/habits about themselves (stating...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

This is Ridiculous

My sister brought this to my attention.  Not only was I separated at birth from Chakka (see my Oh My God Blog), apparently I have grown up to be a Sleestak.  Hopefully this is only true when...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:23:00 PST

Divorce And Children

I didn't write this obviously.  I am posting this in hopes that someone else will read it and maybe understand.  Everyone one of these behaviors are valid and cut right to the point.  I...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

Dead or Alive

Don Imus.  Look at him... This man CANNOT possibly be living.  I think he is an honest to goodness "Weekend at Bernie's" situation. It's beyond me how anyone could look like this and still...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

The Sea Monkey Experience

As a child I got duped in to believing in Sea Monkeys.  What a terrible product.  I couldn't have been the only small child devastated by the Sea Monkey experience.  The commericals.&nb...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

What Should Never Be

I am going to use this blog as an outlet for expressing my discontent with the existence of certain entities.  I will add to it as I deem necessary. Paris Hilton.  Enough Paris Hilton.&...
Posted by Lani, the Crazy Cat Lady on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:35:00 PST