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Michelle

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About Me


"Everything has been figured out, except how to live." Jean-Paul Sartre
Life is good to me, somehow.
I wish I had a better current bio, like I have the cure for world hunger or I'm a roadie for Aerosmith or something, but I don't. I'm happily me and happily ok with my life. I'm also happily married since '02. We took a two week tour of the United States in our old Mazda MVP on the way to and from Las Vegas to get married. If you've never done "cross-country", you need to do this sometime before you die. However, I highly recommend you do it with someone you can stand to be confined with for hours on end, it's a lot of miles doing alot of nothing but shootin' the breeze. It's so worth seeing Mount Rushmore, Grand Canyon, Old Faithful, Space Needle in Seattle, and Graceland. (All hail the King.)
We have a beautiful daughter, Melanie who is 4 1/2 years old. She wants to be a princess when she grows up. She's already one, trust me.
We also have a stupid basset hound, three cats and two fish tanks. Don't ever get a basset hound for a pet dog unless you're mentally unstable or have a maid.
In case you needed to know more about us, I'm a Medical Assistant at Brookhaven Memorial Hospital and Matt is a Project Manager. Our new news: we officially have become grownups as homeowners.
Two things that scare me: cancer and brain injuries.
Two things that make it all worthwhile: my daughter and my belief in the after-world.
Two things I regret: Not having been old enough to pee in a field at Woodstock and not having the figure of Pamela Anderson.
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley
I'm generally not interested in strangers contacting me, but should you dare have the nerve to, please be literate and don't send me porn. If you have something witty to say, feel free to comment it or send me a message. I live to be impressed & entertained by knowledge.
Oh, and here's your free grammar tip for the day: If you mean to write YOU ARE, it's YOU'RE, not YOUR.
Grammar tip #2: If you mean to write THEY ARE, it's THEY'RE, not THEIR.


Rest in peace, Peter James.

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I like to read and post pointless banter on myspace. Sometimes I read and write poetry, but I usually have to be feeling pretty miserable to do that. I like playing Dominos, Scrabble and board games like Parchese, Trouble and Monopoly. I'm interested in my family, taking driving vacations and anything that involves spending money. I like going to the movies (especially comic book renditions.)

I also like to find funny comments in photobucket with improper your/you're usage.

I'd like to meet:


I'd love to meet you if:

You're Jon Bon Jovi 1987 or have equally as brilliant highlights in your hair ...

You were ever on the hit t.v. show EMERGENCY...

If you're Val Kilmer, sigh ...

If you're a well-paid jackass ...

Or a well-paid jackass' sidekick ...

If you know what it means to be late for the sky ...

If the revolution is calling you ...

If you've ever made me believe so strong ...

If you're in line to be a home run record setter ...

Or if you are in a line up with someone who is in line to be a home run record setter ...

Music:

I like to listen to a lot of different stuff. I am still a big fan of old school rock and roll (Journey, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen, etc.) Still love Bad Company and Jackson Browne like it's 1979!!! I love old heavy metal and hair metal (Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Poison, Motley Crue, Slaughter, Twisted Sister, Anthrax, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.) LOVE Queensryche (went to see them again in September at the Nokia in NYC!) I like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Velvet Revolver as well as Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20), Alice in Chains, and Goo Goo Dolls.

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What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Motely Crue
Motley Crue. Poofy hair, make-up, spandex and leather, you are the typical 80's band. Those who hear your music know not to be fooled by the image. Despite all the show, you rock.

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Movies:

Ten bucks plus is a lot of money to spend to see a movie, so I mostly get my fix on pay-per-view. Except for the comic book movies (Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc.) You have to see those on the big screen. I like silly love stories (Beautiful Girls, Muriel's Wedding, Notting Hill) and Adam Sandler flicks. Anything with Colin Farrell (hotness) movies. I like anything with Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson.

Television:

T.V. is good for American Idol and celebrity gossip. I basically just watch anything on VH-1 or VH-1 Classics. And of course, the E-True Hollywood Stories.

Rest in peace, Anna Nicole Smith.

Books:

I have a strange fascination with murderers and their biographies. Mostly, if it doesn't involve People Magazine, I prefer poetry books and autobiographies. I'm still working on getting an imagination. If you like music (especially tales of rock stars), I recommend for you to read "Hammer of the Gods," "I'm With the Band," and "Wouldn't It Be Nice". Read and write me to discuss!

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Heroes:

I respect Cher, Madonna, my mother, the Good Lord Jesus Christ and Charlie Brown.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle
Birthday: 9/20/66
Birthplace: Brooklyn, NY
Current Location: Mastic Beach, NY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Different every month
Height: I thought I was 5'7" but apparently I've shrunk now to 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Heir to the throne.
The Shoes You Wore Today: socks
Your Weakness: Kryptonite, I'm the daughter or Jor-el
Your Fears: That I will wake up & not be as hot as Pamela Anderson.
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain, maybe with some extra cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not kill somebody.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ah, I don't have to go to work today.
Your Best Physical Feature: My boobs.
Your Bedtime: 11
Your Most Missed Memory: How could I remember something that I forgot?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Being that I'm married, I'll take either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Yes. Do I sing well? No.
Do you Shower Daily: No I'm lazy.
Have you Been in Love: Think I'm there now.
Do you want to go to College: I'm sorta there now.
Do you want to get Married: I'm sorta there now.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I am crazy enough to believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I move.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a Goddess.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah I freak out over health.
Do you get along with your Parents: Only have a mother and yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No I don't.
Do you play an Instrument: Does the skin flute count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Um yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Um no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Um no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I wish.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No ew.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes when I handed Sherri a beer.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No it's been really cold out.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Um yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Not recently.
Ever Shoplifted: Not recently.
How do you want to Die: It's better to burn out then fade away.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I grew up already.
What country would you most like to Visit: Anything that involves an airplane.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Irrelevant.
Favourite Hair Color: Irrelevant.
Short or Long Hair: This is all irrelevant, just look like Collin Farrell and you'll be ok.
Height: Men need to be tall.
Weight: Women need to be tall.
Best Clothing Style: Anything that covers up nasty body hair.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Groovy baby.
Number of CDs I own: I have no idea.
Number of Piercings: Just two, one in each ear.
Number of Tattoos: Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Live and learn.
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In case you wanted to sing along, "Billy Don’t Be a Hero"

..> The Marching Band came down along Main Street The Soldier Blues fell in behind I looked across and there I saw Billy Waiting to go and join the line And with her head upon his shoulder His young...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:20:00 PST

The old lady & The Wiggles

Tonight as part of my "motherly fulfillment," I took my four year old daughter to Nassau Collesium. Enter, I'm a good sport, I'm ready to drop $200 on cotton candy and snow cones and a Wiggles spinnin...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Six weird things tag game!!

6 Weird Things Six pieces of me...Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits about themselves. People who get tagged write a blog of their own with 6 weird things/habits about themse...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:57:00 PST

MySpace bands.

Yes, you.  Mr. MySpace band. My profile is private, so when you blindly sent me your invite, you knew nothing about me.  Ok, maybe you saw a witty banter or two on someone else's page where ...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Imus fallout

My first thought about Imus after he called those Rutgers players "nappy hair ho's" was that if you're not a regular listener to Imus, you don't have the right to be offended by him.  It's like e...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

Roadside shrines

I've been meaning to blog more.  Here goes.  What better a topic than a daily recap of what irritated me today: Roadside shrines. You've seen them.  Flowers, balloons, memorabilia, phot...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Anna Nicole

I admit humbly that I've been an Anna Nicole fan since she came around in the 90s, first with her story about marrying that old geezer to being a Playboy bunny to being a regular on Howard Stern's rad...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

Pop Rocks

Anyone remember POP ROCKS?  Well, apparently they still make these things.  I bought a combo pack in Target and my daughter and I just polished them off.  Boy was that funny watching he...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST