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About Me

Hi everyone, I'm Lucky.I'm a 63 year old black male, about 2'6" When I'm on all fours drinkin out of the toilet. Feelin old, gettin a little gray hair here and there.(aint gonna tell you where). It's good to be on myspace. I like people, people usually like me, well except for that one gal a few years ago.I kinda got a little too close with my nose and well I won't elaborate. I enjoy camping, lounging around the house, yard work,Love the snow but hate the rain.The rain gives me icky feeling all over my furr. I'll hold my pee all day before I go out in that crap.Someone send me to florida! This rain is depressing here. I have 5 brothers,1 little sister, and a cat.Yes, The cat is my little bitch. Hey, don't hate on the kitty! She keeps me warm at night.

My Interests

smells (bad and good),tennis balls,The mail man (I SWEAR ONE DAY I"M GONNA GET THAT S.O.B.!!)That and that anoyying guy and his nasty dog that walks down MY street every damn day!I really hate those two.I'm interested in bittin them in the a**!

I'd like to meet:

A hot lookin Dalmation in her mid 20's!

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Music:

My fav, sirens! Can't help that urge to howl along with the tune.

Television:

America's most funniest videos. Man, those animals are on crack! Nothin like seein a cat run into a wall to make me grin.

Books:

Dog food labels before mom tries to put something I don't eat into my dish. She thinks she's sly.I spit my pills out when she's not looking. HA.

Heroes:

That dog on the old beer comercials....what was his name.....Spud's Makenzie! Ya! That guy had all the chicks!