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Kickball

Stop kicking the shit out of me

About Me

I am a red ball. I get the shit kicked out of me. That is about it.

Me at a recent party, completely shitfaced.

My Interests

Being full of air, knocking shit over, getting kicked over the fence or into oncoming traffic, being thrown at your face - nuts - or tits, tripping people and watching them fall, breaking noses, handing out black eyes like nobody's business.

I'd like to meet:

Air pump. NO BOUNCIES.

Music:

ACDC - Big Balls

Movies:

Dodgeball

Television:

Outdoor Life Channel

My Blog

Basketballs: where's the fun?

Basketballs.... what a waste. They are the retarded stepchildren of the ball universe.Wow, they bounce... on wood. Big deal. I bounce on literally every surface. Rocks. Mud. Grass. Metal. Carpet. Cera...
Posted by Kickball on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:44:00 PST

Soccer balls: they are worthless

Why play with a soccer ball? I am so much more versatile. I can be used as a soccer ball. Why not just buy me and be done with it? Do you really want all those welts left on your body after getting pu...
Posted by Kickball on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:48:00 PST

Baseballs: unlike them I do not require steroids

I have been asked... why are you so great? Are you the best ball? The answer to both is: yes I am. Take the baseball for instance. Think about it. Do you really want to by your child a baseball? If y...
Posted by Kickball on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:59:00 PST