Who pee'd in my brocolli? profile picture

Who pee'd in my brocolli?

ilooooovedarts

About Me

haha... well im just like totally weird!!! hehehe, i like to play with door knobs! somtimes i turn them to the right and sometimes to the left and sometimes.... i take them off and then put them back on the door! When i get on the computer i like to turn the speakers all the way up and act like im at a rock concert. I'm breeded half fish and half dog.. I like burning candles and then rubbing the hot steamy wax all over my face and body. i have to shave my hairy chest atleast 47 times a day :-(.... but its ok cause i donate the hair to make wigs. Me and my family play strip poker every night and whoever loses has to be tied up and dropped off in the ghetto and walk their white ass back home!! Oh and i like cheesetoast!

My Interests

drinking pickell juice. swimming in my bathtub. breaking chairs. blowing up buildings. telling the time. making hot coffee with cream. throwing vases. kicking chickens. breaking wine bottles. calling my ex step-mom. drawling maps. hiding in my room. rolling marbles. counting letters. framing magazines. intialing my intials. burning out light bulbs. baking cheese. running in hallways. screaming "shit". cleaning walls. collecting pennies. making paper dolls. roasting beef. pacing steps. playing tic-tac-toe. chugging rubing alcohol. turning door knobs. sitting on roofs. looking at jars. sitting on cars. painting trash cans. and eating popcorn.

I'd like to meet:

my left nut

Music:

ragae music- its in my blood.

Television:

Deal or another deal, Jerry Pringles, CathFish, Canadian Idol, News Channel 1, That 30's Show, Barney and Trolls, The Rock Knows best, Dr. 90369783, Boy Meets Universe, Viva La Court.

Books:

How to Lay Eggs, Why Cheese Toast is SO Great, Modonna Likes Michael Jackson?!?, Computers Vs. Printers, Susie and Dog Pete, How to Turn on a Computer for Simple Minded People, How to Jump Rope, Harry Pothead, Lord of the Pringles, How to Braid my Arm Pitt Hair.

Heroes:

Captain Planet!