* 3 million pounds of Bacon would be worth 3 million dollars if Bacon was worth a dollar a pound.
* Bacon is formerly known as the artist Prince.
* 70% of people that eat Bacon also have sex!
* Bacon was first eaten by Romans, but instead of meat from pigs, it was sliced-up chunks of Christians that had been thrown to the lions.
* In 1992, Newfoundland scientists discovered that Bacon was made from pigs.
* Bacon has been known to give people psychic powers. Usually the only future they can see is their own demise, from consuming mass amounts of Bacon.
* It is scientifically proven* that consuming mass amounts of Bacon lowers your risk of death. (* Not scientifically proven)
* Bacon is the end result of hundreds of years of Pagan sacrifices.... God love those Pagans!
* If played backwards, Bacon will reveal a message from Lucifer himself.
* Bacon Magazine is the result of a 1995 experiment to train pigs how to
read.
* If you eat Bacon, you will no longer be hungry, or you might turn into a werewolf.
* 99% of pigs believe Bacon is made from cows.
* 1% of pigs believe Bacon is made from werewolves.
* When mixed with TNT, Bacon makes a powerful explosive.
* When mixed with eggs, Bacon makes a powerful breakfast.whateverlife.com© whateverlife.com
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