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Stirrin sh*t up since 1982

About Me



I am the best thing ever. I listen to music you've never even heard of. I like the awesomest things. 4 out of 5 unicorns agree, if you're not as shallow and vain as me, then you obviously suck.

On a serious note, please donate to one of my favorite charities by clicking the link below. Even if it's a dollar, it'll help - Tax Deductible! My personal thanks in advance.

(Paris. Respect.)
Planned Trips!
Matterhorn Dude!!!

...I'm also waiting to plan a trip to Morocco and Brasil...anyone interested?

My Interests

My interests revolve the horrifically ugly and sometimes abstract.

    What to buy me gift/ wish list: donate to a charity that helps kids rossignol skiis starbucks giftcard shell gas card ouu, by the way I'm gift registered at REI, Best Buy, and Target :) 90+ days till B-day/ Noel

I'd like to meet:

Fellow sags, 82'ers, old friends, and news junkies.

~~~ As for famous people, Zidane, in my opinion is one of the greats in sports history, and I've followed his career since I was a kid...so it's no surprise I want to meet him. Mr. Abominable on the other hand...well I just think he's cool...get it? - He's made of ice.

Of course here's the obvious...

Notables include, the Self Immolated Monk and the Unknown Rebel had they been alive today. Lost causes rule.

Music:

I'm musically schizophrenic but my main staples include SKA, Variété française and French pop. However, I do think music

I think you know my obsession for Gwen by now, let's move on...

Movies:

My fave movies in order...Amadeus, Gone with the Wind, Amelie, Belle de Jour, A Purple Rose in Cairo, The Shining...Honorable recognitions include, Swing Kids, Pride and Prejudice, Rain Man...and maybe House of Wax...Great Expectations...Empire of the Sun.

Television:

Wonder Years, the Office, New York Undercover re-runs, The Sopranos?, Smallville re-runs, and other than that, I love watching-

Books:

Les Miserable, Paradise Lost, All Quiet on the Western Front, short stories by Poe, and poems by Jacques Prevert.

Heroes:

Mariah! Carey...no not really, but I really really like her for now.

My Blog

I am nostradamus

Key to All Optical Illusions Discovered .. --> END HEADLINE --> .. --> BEGIN STORY BODY --> LiveScience.comMon Jun 2, 9:50 AM ET Hu...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:10:00 PST

Skeezy people.

Been getting a lot of weird messages lately...and I don't know why.  I have this funny feeling someone is just stealing either my pics...or hacking into my account...but I finally had to make thi...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:43:00 PST

Madonna you b*tch!

you've knocked out Mariah Carey for the number one billboard slot...but your cold dry vocals still suck, and in essence you really do suck.  Pardon my in-articulation...It was randomly suggested ...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:13:00 PST

Ha!

... We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday In a bar that faces a giant car wash The good people of the world are washing their cars On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing As best they can in skir...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST

Detox...detox detox.

Detox After the Holidays Sunday, December 26, 2004; Page M03 As a beauty consultant, this time of year I get a ton of panicked calls about how to undo holiday indulgences: the excessive eating, bin...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST

I worry...

yeah I do.  People often say that worrying doesn't help solve anything...That is sometimes true...but I believe it does.  It might be a little disasterous for your health, and it still doesn...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:05:00 PST

Ouu...dems fightin words. (translated...rather poorly)

ù sont passés les Proust, Sartre, Ravel et autres Truffaut ? Ù passed the Proust, Sartre, Ravel and other Truffaut? Qui est capable de citer un artiste français internationalement reconnu qui ne soit...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

Ha! Take that you frenchies...wait...

Point de vue Le déclin français vu des Etats-Unis, par Antoine Compagnon LE MONDE | 29.11.07 | 13h41  "  Mis à jour le 29.11.07 | 13h41 a mort de la culture française" : c'est le ...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:11:00 PST

French grammar...

Passé composé is the colloquial past. It describes a discrete event in the past. For example; J'ai parlé could mean "I spoke," "I have spoken," or "I did speak."The imparfait describes a past event th...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

I love this...

Boeing Versus Airbus Marc E. Babej and Tim Pollak 05.24.06, 6:00 AM ET New York - In today's marketplace, distinct differences in the way competitive products work have become increasingly rare. Bu...
Posted by P<“a ’2a:` on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:57:00 PST