About Me
what can i say that hasn't already been said? i've been called a hardass, pompous-ass, dumbass, dickhead, asshead, asshole, whole ass, numb-nuts, ass-nuts, overbearing, underachieving, socially retarded, slowly-losing-his-grip-on-reality, alcoholic, armed rapist, leech-on-society, threat-to-society, and all-around-bad-ass. it's 'cuz i don't take no shit from nobody unless it's something i want, then i'll take every last bit of it. i'm very popular with the ladies as you would expect. they like to be around a guy who excremenates success. i didn't get where i'm at today by waiting around for it. i see what i want and i take it. yeah, i may come across as a little tough, but let me assure you, ladies, i know how to "handle" you too. i'll eventually let that guard down, you know, those defensive mechanicallisms. that's right, if you stay with me long enough, like, 'till tha end of tha evening;), i'll show you my sensitive side and share with you episodes from my childhood that made me what i am today. episodes like my father being there but not "being there". you know what i'm sayin'? and my mother beating me, severely, with an extension cord for looking at the sears catalog of womens bras in my own bed. or when my big brother and his friends snuck into my room while i was asleep and dumped dried cow manure all over me. as i lay there crying, he and his friends berated me with an onslaught of homo-sexual references. and that's just the beginning.
