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Robyn M. Folks

Kinda lonely 'round these parts.

About Me

I'm a four-eyed fire starter.

My Interests

I have a tattoo and an incredible BFF .

I'd like to meet:

The best band you'll probably never hear.

Music:

dime-a-dozen breakbeats and dollar store drops. I'm not gonna name every fucking band I like and every CD I own.

Movies:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Television:

Marquis Moon?

Books:

Panasonic VCR Model 541A3 Programing Guide, New Roget's Collegiate Thesaurus, Cosmic Trigger (Vol. 1: Final Secret of the Illuminati)

Heroes:

Lucille Bogan , Robert Anton Wilson, Bill Hicks, Debbie Gibson, Harlan Ellison, George Carlin, Alton Brown, Hank Rollins, Most assholes, Bill Norton (CEO & Founder of Norton Enterprises)

My Blog

There's No Place Like Home

It's been a hell of a trip, but now I'm home.. in one piece!  Just so I don't have to repeat this over and over and over, I'll tell you all what happened in one shot: Friday, June 29th: I intende...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST

The Real Definition of Magic

This is a portion of a message sent to my friend, Patrick in response to his blog-posting on Jason Swinks' funeral. It's important enough for me not to ever forget, so maybe it's worth sharing: It's b...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

Full Moon = Craziness at the Clermont

So, these four girls come into the Clermont tonight, sit on my side and don't tip me shit for 2 or 3 hours. Whatever.. some folks tip at the end of their visit. They were acquaintences of a regular, s...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

Terrorists win again.

Air travel. Electronic carry-on bag search.. but it's for everyone's security, so it's OK. Leave your lighters, nail clippers and shampoo behind. It's for the safety of yourself and others. If you car...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:46:00 PST

Lies.. mostly.. ok.. maybe just a smidge.

So, I found myself once again dancing around the livingroom with a lobster in my underpants. It seems strange that it could ever happen in the first case... but again? Let's go back a bit. I woke up t...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

Valuable Lesson Learned... again.

My dear friend, Meghan, has gotten me into doing lunges at every opportunity: when drinking, when walking from one bar to another, when working. I've even started "behind the bar calisthenics" on slow...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

Honestly, nobody cares.

Are you people so goddamn narcissistic that you MUST know about each individual who accidently clicks on your page? I'll tell you now, be flattered anyone gives enough of a damn to even look at your m...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

I'm Gonna Buy A Bikini!!!!

No.. not really.. but I was in Target today shopping for various odds and ends and saw that they've already busted out the swimwear. It's too ugly outside for me to start weeping in fluorescent l...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:08:00 PST

Boot-Phoria!

I have found Boot-Halla. Let me explain. I've been driving myself crazy with the task of finding the perfect boots: chocolate brown, knee high, a heel, and preferably under $100. I searched all over h...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST

EFG's explained

So, Laura and I were drunk and talking about some of our best experiences getting head. Our experiences were remarkably similar in the way that the guys had learned a technique of writing the letters ...
Posted by Robyn M. Folks on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:34:00 PST