i might fall from a tall building i might roll a brand new car cause i'm the unknown stuntman that made redford such a star
it's a death defying life i lead i take my chances i die for a living in the movies and t.v. but the hardest thing i ever do is watch my leadin' ladies kiss some other guy while i'm bandagin' my knee
i've never spent much time in school but i taught ladies plenty it's true i hire my body out for pay a hey hey!
i've gotten burned over cheryl tiegs blown up for raquel welch but when i wind up in the hay it's only hay hey hey!
i might jump an open drawbridge or tarzan from a vine cause i'm the unknown stuntman that makes eastwood look so fine
they'll never make me president but i've got the best first ladies some day's i've got'em as far as the eye can see oohheee a morning dive with jackie smith i crash in the night with cheryl but in the end they never stay with me.
i might fall from a tall building so burt reynolds don't get hurt i might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt while that smooth talker's kissin my girl i'm just kissin dirt yes i'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of burt!