another golden nugget of profanity from pops mouth to my blog |
"now why the fuck did that fucking guy go and fucking do that? He didn’t have to fucking do that he’s just being a fucking jerk, fucking jerky motherfucker." Posted by Jethro Dolla on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:04:00 PST |
pop’s on the asshole who stole my... |
i-pod.
"dumb motherfucker, let's hope while he's in the middle of the lake drowning, his mother is running helplessly up and down the shore barking."
almost worth getting my window smashed for... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST |
fresh from the mouth of... |
we were talking about this dreadful account we have and pop's was talking about sending me there solo. i said, "don't send me into the lion's den alone".
pop's reply: "shit, i've walked into ene... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:49:00 PST |
another newbie |
we had hit some road construction that was unreasonably backed up...
"There's some asshole up there in a number ten hat with a number two brain."
I mean seriously, does he just make this shit up on th... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST |
This just in from the mouth of... |
"Shit I'll sign anything. If O.J. can say it wasn't his blood I can say that's not my signature." Posted by Jethro Dolla on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:40:00 PST |
dad's mouth |
my Mother returned home from one of her many antiquing outings. after proudly displaying her finds and leaving the room my father turned to me and said, "your Mother's trying to sink this house with s... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST |
more "dad says" |
on the road: "Well this guy doesn't know if he wants to turn left, shit, or draw straws."
whenever anything works: "How 'bout that shit, sportsfans."
there was another one about Harry Truman in which ... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST |
My Great Grandparents |
My Great Grandmother Rachel Roloff passed away August 17th at the ripe ol' age of 101 years. She was preceded in death by her husband Gotlieb four years before who passed with 102 years... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST |
my pop's said the worst shit, but then, that's normal |
pops and i were driving through the home depot/whole foods/staples/pet smart etc. parking lot on ponce. he noticed the street walkers and made a comment about how you shouldn't marry your cousins. my ... Posted by Jethro Dolla on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST |