Increasing the core strength of others, sitting unused in my box, terrifiying the cat, being bounced, tossed, squished, deflated, and inflated.
Anyone who won't make the dreaded joke... regarding my color and, uh, ball-ness.
Blue Man Group
The Red Balloon, Ball and Fire, Ball and Chain, Murderball, and Castaway
I Love Lucy
Rules of the Red Rubber Ball : Find and Sustain Your Life's Work by Kevin Carroll
Shel Silverstein