I am the greatest thing ever invented. I was born October 3rd, 1964 on Main Street in Buffalo, New York. Locals refer to me as Wing, but most outsiders still call me by my full name. I am usually a delicious precursor to whatever meal you order, but I am versatile enough to serve as a full meal if need be. I am great by myself but if you feel the need you can have me with Blue Cheese or Celery, I don't mind, because I only care about one thing - pleasing your tastebuds. I am usually deep fried then dressed in a cayene-based sauce, along with some butter, salt, pepper, vinegar, and garlic.
I have spawned countless immitators, clones, and wannabes. I am generally mild mannered, but when provoked I can be deadly (IE: H5N1 Virus). I am in no way, shape, or form affiliated with the American Buffalo, Water Buffalo, or any type of Buffalo. I am single-handedly responsible for eating contests, the KFC snacker (cheap rip off), Hooters, the Rochester Red Wings, and bar specials.
I do not endorse Chic-Fil-A, KFC, Cluck U, El Pollo Loco, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Popeye's, Koo Koo Roo, or any other dining establishment that has soiled my good name.
