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Jack Bauer

I'm gonna need a hacksaw.

About Me

I worked for CTU Los Angeles until I had to fake my death after an incident with the Chinese Embassy. Now I hide away in Mexico. I have a daughter named Kim. I was once in special ops in the Military. I have saved the President's life twice. I technically died once too. My heart completely stopped but I was revived, it was not fun.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack Bauer
Birthday: April 23, 1958
Birthplace: California
Current Location: Classified
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Working boots
Your Weakness: Bad heart, anything involving my daughter
Your Fears: Losing my daugther
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, onions, and peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need to take a piss
Your Best Physical Feature: There's nothing bad
Your Bedtime: Usually never
Your Most Missed Memory: Weekend in Santa Barbara with my wife before she died
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Son of a bitch
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already went
Do you want to get Married: Already been
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Extremely
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a chinese man
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, but I ended up killing the guy
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I already died, but for the second time I don't know
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am already grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Defintely not China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not too heavy
Best Clothing Style: Professional
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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My Interests

Fighting terrorism, saving the world, doing whatever I want.

Music:

Anything by Sean Callery.

Television:

24

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

A day in the life

I have had some pretty heavy days in my life.  Four of them are the toughest ever.  My wife has died, my daughter's been kidnapped, I've seen close friends die and leave me because of my job...
Posted by Jack Bauer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST