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Swamp Thing

I am not a human being...I am a vegetable.

About Me

I once believed that I was Dr. Alec Holland, but then discovered that I was a plant who thought that he was Dr. Alec Holland. As traumatic as this was, I discovered that I was now connected to "the green", a metaphysical conciousness to which all plantlife is connected. This in turn led to the realization that I possesssed god-like powers, which I try to wield justly and compassionately. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Conferring with the parliament of trees, reconstituting my physical form in different parts of the world, spending time with my lover Abigail, thwarting my arch-nemesis Anton Arcane, eating psychedelic tubers that grow out of my back.

I'd like to meet:

Nice, ecologically minded people. No one associated with Arcane and his sinister un-men. Friends of John Constantine are o.k.

Music:

The plaintive cries of bayou birds, Creedence

Movies:

I don't get out to the movies much, but I was the inspiration for two terrible films. I think that "Deliverance" was pretty good.

Television:

I had a tv show too. Let's not talk about it.

Books:

My own notes on bio-restorative plant formulas, Chaucer