~ WildPony ~

I'm a custom genius with a smooth persona.When it comes 2 god Ya can say I'm Da 1 that helped him carry Da cross 4 a few & my soul belongs 2 old chicago.Hard times,cold weather & solid comradery.{I love just sitting on Da stairs in Da front of your home just bullshiting}.Hard Very Fuckin Hard {If Ya watch me in Action Ya will be blown away} when it comes 2 work.?!Let me just give Ya an example just 4 shit & giggles.I stand from 1- -5 hours with my calf fully extened {really I do it whenever I get Da chance} because it's all about Da calf muscles baby!Family is what I'm all about.Though not just what is in my social circle.I'm talking about every-1 & not just 4 shit & giggles I'm there fully & I never fold no mater how twisted.In fact I'm so true 2 Da game Ya could call me a boss but I'm more like a concierge with mad power.So I've been in & out of court my whole life so much so I was going 2 change my middle name 2 court.What I'm getting at is my life is super straight now & I'm not going 2 have it any other way.Right about now I might say I'm looking 2 start a good life with that special Girl & or Girls.At Da same time I feel like finding a Good Girl or a Bad Ass Bitch is like winning Da lottery.2 me Girls never reveal what is on there mind {let me tell Ya Da ~WildPony~ is very bad at guessing games}.Oops I did mess up on 1 thing.Making me jealous never happens,ha ha ha.Sorry about that 1.I am a prankster Ya know.2 me "stress" is Da leading cause off death in "anywhere" so I'd rather be kissing than playing adult.I really Love 2 kiss seriously a lot & a lot & a lot more.I'm a wild ride & I break all Da rules.I have a "clear" vision.I am what I call unplugged.Let me give Ya an example:Jeet Kune Do is bruce lee's art of fighting if Ya were 2 look it up Ya would find out Jeet Kune Do refures 2 no style or many styles.In yet another cut up view this is a little insite in-2 who I am.Trust...my answer 2 this is..."equal opportunity".I am a Bad Ass Mother Fucker.{remember pulp fiction..?} 1 of these days I'm going 2 get that on my wallet.No horse shit.I don't watch porno's because I just don't like reruns {if I do it's gotta be Girlie only} hell I don't even light another guys chodes because 2 me...it's like saying hey wanna get down.?!Yeah right!!!I don't talk about myself & I really don't like 2.4-get all thoes everday opportunitys with me & just throw it out Da window.I am Da owner of my world.I think I need a Women 2 settle me down but on that note I'm a wild ride with a soft touch,in fact I'm very gifted in this area.Roleplaying:I don't get bored I get fed up.I Love Sex a lot but it's not Da Sex I get but Sex all Da time.I don't drink but I used 2 a lot..like Da wost of 'em,in fact I can put down any-1 {I remember this 1 time this dude challenged me with a full bottle of Tequila,I'm like no problem.I'm really thinkin..O shit..what Da fuck am I gonna do..?So I got Lucky.Da dude happened 2 be wasted already & I wanted 2 get my pimpski on be-4 I let it rip so I'm like. Go 1'st & he's like..No problem!Thinkin I can beat this dude "Ya" let's show off in front of my lady tootin his horn & shit {What a body..she had a perfect 10,blonde hair,blue eyes,hour glass body,perky boobies,thick legs & Loved 2 kiss... Perfect!},Ok so this dude finishes half of Da bottle.Ya half man!.I'm thinkin O shit..What am I gonna do..?I'm thinkin not yet..?Ya know?!So this is what I came up with,Da dude was wasted by that point so I'm like "Hey" I didn't see Ya do that man!?Come on....Do it again!!!!He's like no problem..Cool with me dude.So he finishes Da whole bottle gets up & walkes away...never saw his ass Da whole night except when I heard some-1 tell me he was lettin it rip in Da back somewhere!?}.These days it's all about kissing & foreplay.Da reason I quit is because I hated Da headachs.{4-me that was just horse shit}.Life is a risk 4 which I dig,without Ya Lovely Girls this wouldn't be a lot of fun,I Love Ya Girls! {Without you I'd really be screwed}.I still haven't taken that ride 2 Califorina that I promised myself,I just hope I don't look like a sissy when I make it a 2 seater {4 me..life is me & you taking that ride whoever they might be metaphorically speaking}.When I as Ya might say I get rowdy I like 2 smoke chodes {cigarettes} it's a big turn on.I really dig pickles dig! {Have a pickle after Ya eat,clears Da taste in your mouth}.Flexible I am 4-shur,good taste and a Good Girl because I like'em pushie & a little dirty.Did I say dirty..?Oops..I mean mine.Here's my problem..I'm not in Da explanation bizznes (I am totaly contradicting myself ah hell).As far as my nationality goes I'm 100% Asshole but if you wanna slice me up.?!Da only thing that matters is... That my other halves are out there somewhere.On a funny note I have a lot of Love in me.I Love watching basketball,court side only.Classical music soothes Da soul {I fall asleep 2 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart} as well as smooth Jazz on 95.5 especially on sundays from 12a.m. to 2 a.m.Here's a little more about me,I Love ribs {especially Naperville's Ribfest 2008},steaks & my fav is tender loin.Protein,protein,protein,all motherfuckin day long...Also if Ya can cook pot roast?Guess what..?More kisses all day long & a few more.!I happen 2 know a lot about performance goodies & my other whip is no exception.I've worked on it 4 while & I have had my hand on everything.I just finnished messing around with it about a year ago.I just gave it new brakes,fixed Da back drum on Da passenger side {it was sticking} also I just greesed Da entire front end along with Da power stearing fulid Ya guys know about.Da other day I just put a less powerful chip by jet in because Da other 1 from Hypertech caused Da service engine soon light 2 come on {nothing was wrong it just dumped a shit load of fuel & Da oxegen sensor was just letting me know} & Da jet chip didn't so I wanted Da truck 2 look as if it didn't have problems {not that it did but let's say if Ya got in it Ya would see that and be like ok he doesn't know what he's doing right?} & it botherd me 2.Anywho I gotta go grab some chodes & while I'm crusing {I have a lot of power under Da hood} I'm a little taken back by how well I'm passing other whips.Ok at this point I decide 2 put Da transmission in 3rd gear {by doing this it becomes a lot easier 2 cruise in traffic.Ya don't have 2 use Da brakes 2 keep pace & Ya don't have 2 brake everytime someone slows down} it's another 1 of my tricks.Now I'm at Da smoke shop & while I'm in Da process of my purchase I notice this bozo tring 2 get hard.So naturaly I'm like Fuck you but I turn & do what I came their 4.I got back in my whip {which is a 93 S10 clubcab with a push botton 4*4 not Da lever} & wouldn't Ya know...?!Faith would have it where we end up at Da same light which is double laned so I pull up right next 2 Da bozo deciding if I should get out & ask what time it is....but Da light turns green & I notice Da bozo's rice burner is a 2008 acura tl type s which cost 40 g's or more out Da door {I had a 88 hyundai I traded straight up 4 2 get that 93 S10}.I let Da bozo pull away just a little 2 keep things interesting,then I pulled in front just a little 2 make it more interesting.So Da bozo at that point didn't know what 2 do;ends up turning my way & I'm like not tonight snapper head so..I smoke'em,by Da next light I put my seat back lit up a chode & thought about my girl giving me a real good kiss & going downtown for awhile while I enjoy my chode.Alright time 4 some reality....This year has been a tough 1,I've been able 2 handle it with Spades.We just found out my pops has Da big c about a year ago,we got Lucky at Da same time because {I'm all about convenience so it rubs off Ya know} he gets check ups regularly & we caught it just in Da nick of time seriously.Everything is just perfect these days Da big c in his kidney is gone,Da big c in his lung is gone & Da big c in his bones is in remission.We doubled up on Da kemo & we just finished up Da other day.What this leads 2 is I'm a health nut like I've always been {I know tons about that stuff 2} Funk Sway is a biggie on my list,Breath it works.So my ass is not going 2 be messing around with any-1's Hart promise.Just kisses that's about it.Blah Blah Blah.I'm not lazy but I'm in Love with Convenience 4 it's Da reason I work so Hard.I'm not a pimp by Nature but I can remember where it all started...I was just getting home with my mother & I noticed a whole bunch of Girls walking on my block {like 30 of 'em} right away I got on my Hulkster {I think I was like 2 or 3 at Da time} threw on my shades & went right up 2 'em asking if they wanted a ride.I don't know...?Maybe I was born a cool pimp.I do work very very very Hard at it.Opps..I almost 4-got I totaly dig pizza puffs dig!I guess that came from my old days when I used 2 work at a carnival every summer.I am an artist & 1 of my hobbies is 2 detail cars.It takes me from 7- -8 hours 2 just get it right.If Ya want your car detailed by me it's going 2 cost 500 easy but 4 thoes special Girls & a lot of kisses I'll do it 4-free."Music" I'm more of a Rick Rubin/Dj {I just got "it"}.In my opinion a Hardcore guy has 2 fulfill that void in his life that we all have 2 just get Da lead out & I'm no exception.1 of my Wild stories brings me back 2 1999.I just had picked up 1 of my buddies and he wanted 2 brake in his brand new bowl but he didn't have any screens.I decided 2 go 4 a road cruise only if he'll let me roll a spliff {I prefer joints any day when I used 2 smoke}.We happen 2 be at Pippin's Tavern {An old favorite} at Da time when we finnally decided 2 go get thoes bad boys.So I jump on Da kennedy & I let that bird loose {A 1996 Pontiac Trans AM}.When I looked at Da speedo {My Tip of Da day:Never look at Da speedo if Ya want 2 win a race} I was going 157mph {that's all she had} & I even picked up a corba along Da way.I ended up in Kenosha Wisconsin within 12 minutes {I never let off Da gas} & a quarter of a tank left.Let me tell Ya there is just an awesome feeling going that fast taking up Da highway as if it were your own.I stayed in Da middle lane,Da car just hunkered down & I was flat all day long.We got what we came 4 and lit that bad boy up {there's nothing quite like redbud}.I've had every animal Ya can think of.Let's see rabits,ginnie pigs,fish,ducks,squirrels,hamsters,cats, {I still have my squirrel buddies} & poochies poochies.I still remember...I was dating a Girl that worked at North Ave/Oak Street Beach {O ya I almost 4-got I drove my whip on that beach no bullshit & it's a great place to play chess} & 1 of her good friends found a poochie poochie {A black labrador} at Da beach.What was cool about this poochie is his feet looked like they still had sand on 'em {I Love Da ocean}.I called him Crappy 1 because he shit all Da time & 2 this other Girl that was holding on 2 him in Da meantime was a preppy {so Crappy it was}.I don't have that poochie poochie anymore but I sure do miss him.My next poochie I'm going 2 get is a Jack-Russell-Terrier because there smart & funny.If you ever run in-2 1 watch'em very fucking slick.I Love take-out food & going out 2 restaurants.{I am a cheff & I love to cook steaks."mainly"} When I get Da receipt {thoes carbon copies} I don't know it just does it 4 me.I've been around Girls my entire life.When I was younger I would go with my mother & sister 2 Da solan every week {It was a Salon School so we got everything at 1/2 price} I'd get facials,massages you name it.So Ya know...I was Da only dude in there & they wouldn't leave me alone so I just got used 2 talking 2 women & going 2 salon's.It's a shame that place doesn't exist anymore because it was a lot of fun.Ya know...Today cars don't really do it 4 me at all.I do like 'em & there fun 2 play around with but I just don't feel at home in 1.2 me Da only cars I really feel relaxed in are Da old 1's {Anything that rusts}.I like what I have but I'm lacking in a big way.We all live in some sort of depression.{Speaking of "Depression" another problem I live with...when bush became presdent.I wanted 2 leave Da country Bad;just like Alec Baldwin.Yep..I've been living with a black cloud over my head 4 way 2 long.......} Heres just some of my thoughts on Da matter.A couple of my favorite musical instruments are Da harmonica {Remember Da Wizard from Black Sabbath that's Da stuff} a guitar 4 all Da right reasons {really anything with strings like a piano} a saxophone {because jazz is in my blood} & last but not least a ukulele {that will always be with me in my travels} particularly because I see myself having a little hide-a-way on a purchasable island in a self-made tiki hut with my poochie poochies & my Girls.Heres 1 of Da questions that might be on your mind about me...What got me started in-2 Beats/Deep House/Dance music? O I remember this 1 very clearly.... I was 13 & Da time almost 2 décades ago.It was Da beginning of Da 90's when beats were more nostalgic in my opinion.{2 tell Ya Da truth Rap/hip-hop all sounds 2 me like it's turning in-2 R&B.That's Da type of shit their playin these days especially on B96. 4 it's Da reason I never listen 2 that radio station.{I fuckin can't stand eddie & jobo,their fuckin jerk off's 2 Da max}.How many times can Ya keep taking about relationships?I'm burnt) So as it would be I was walking down Linder street off of "Wrightwood" {1 of My old streets where I used 2 live} heading North & it was 1 of thoes days 4 me when I was "listening" no bullshit.All of a sudden I herd {{{{Bass}}}} right away I was like "O shit"!I hope their cool.!?Tring 2 Look relaxed I started 2 let Da image come a little closer all together.1st thing I noticed was Da whip {A 1974 Datsun 240Z} cruising 2 Da beat {Ya know it's gotta be slow jamzzzzzz}.Next was Da jam!It started off slow with no beat with just a Hot & Sexy Latin girls voice going {A oooo na na.na na oooo na na.A oooo na na} Then Da beat came in wich is a little foggy but I do remember it started off like a wave building momentum then blended in with Da Hot & Sexy Latin girls voice.I took a step back in my mind & said god damn that dude's Da shit.So ever since it's been Dance/Deep House 4 Da ~WildPony~.I almost 4-got Old Vintage Tee shirt's:I love 'em.A little more about Da pony Ya didn't know:From an early age of 2 Architecture comes very Naturaly 2 Da pony.I probably should have gone 2 school 4 it.Who knows what I might have built 2-day but I have this very Natural sence of learning that makes Da pony's Kung Fu Strong & Hard.I do think {..& if there is any-1 that is reading this "GO 2 SCHOOL"!!! it really pays off in Da back pocket Ya Herd!!!!} of what I might & might have not learned.In some cases Ya might just cut off what makes Ya a genus so just because your doin it doesn't mean I have 2 know why but I just might check it out Ya know type of thing.Ya I can go from A- -D & figure out B & C.It's very Hard but I'd rather go down doin my thing than suckin your shit.{Sorry about my French} Keep in mind I still Love 2 learn "Anything" but it's always gonna be Myway at your Discretion because I always aim 2 please like Da best of 'em.Ok my ass is tired so I'm going 2 sleep.