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Miss Helena Mayhem

Not just another pretty face...There's MORE to me than meet's the eye! Hold on tight...Enjoy the rid

About Me

CLICK our PIC to RUSH to the WNY MMA Models Myspace!
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?..
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If you don't sign my guest book...I'm not gonna be your friend!



(Sticking out my tongue at you) SO THERE!

My Interests


Not only do I work with Monday Night Mayhem, but I am a WNY Model of the MMA. How many of us out there love to watch them on our TV's? A big fight comes on and EVERY ONE'S talking about it, and throwing party's...How would you like the chance to see them in person? If you live in NY, you probably have wondered why they haven't toured here lately... Cage fighting is Illegal in the state of NY. ??? JUST the State of NY. (NOT FAIR!) Above, you see a WebLink I have posted. Please take the time to follow that link and voice your opinions! There you will find a petition to help bring the MMA and the UFC back to New York!

Aside from Wrestling and Fighting...I have many interests, couldn't possibly list them all here, it would take a hot minute. I guess you could say I'm real interested in making money for now. I like to make jewelrey, i love to draw and sing. I love the beach, and fast cars. I Love watching Football; I like to make things with clay and bake yummy stuff for my friends to eat. I wish I had someone to snuggle when its cold. I'll kick anyones butt in beer pong. I love to try new things. If I had a million dollars, I would buy a huge pirate ship and sail the seas to gather my thoughts. I love my family so much, they are everything to me. I miss my mother most of all. I can't wait to get a new car! I love to take pictures. ;) I love to meet new people and make new friends. I can't wait till the weekend! I Hate Drama. It makes me tired. I'm gonna work really hard till I reach my goals, and I'm gonna reach for the stars! If I could have any car I wanted, I think I'd start out with a Bel Air. I wanna know when chivalry died??? The hardest thing I ever did was love the last person I was with. I'm SOOO proud of my Lil' Sis! If, at first, I don't succeed...I try, and try again, I would love for someone to take me out and show me a good time for once! I'm working really hard to make something out of my life, I really don't give a shit what people think, I'm number two, My Daughter's number one, I'm a flirt. I have a terrible sweet tooth! I can overcome anything! I am NOT interested in having a boyfriend...or a girlfriend... :) I do NOT give my phone number out to strangers, or meet people in person that I just met on the computer, so don't bother asking. I dream of buying a home in Hawaii. All I want to do is kick some Ass! I listen to all kind's of music, you name it, I probably love it. No, I don't have any nude pictures, especially ones that I'm willing to show YOU; if I ever make it into Play-Boy I bet the issue will sell out quick! (lol) I was born in West Palm Beach, Florida. I just moved to Buffalo recently. If you are mean to me, I will block you! And YES, I AM REAL! LMAO

I'd like to meet:


~New friends who are trustworthy ~ All my X-Boyfriends ~ Tila Tequila ~ Frank Miller ~ Hulk Hogan ~ Marilyn Monroe ( if she was still around ) ~ The Undertaker ~ Johnny Depp ~ Lita ~ Stan Lee ~ Eminem ~ Jessica Alba ~ Hugh Heffner ~ Elvis ( if he was still around ) ~ The Hardy Boys ~ Pamela Anderson ~ Angelina Jolie ~ Tori Amos ~ Trish Stratus ~ James Dean ( if he was still around ) ~ Betty Paige ~ Jesus "tap-dancing" Christ ~ Rob VanWinkle ~ John Cena ~ Howard Stern ~ Trish Stratus ~ This boy who lives in Cali, Named Draysin ~ All the former G.L.O.W. Girls ~ Yo' MaMa ~ Shaggy 2 Dope ~ Rob Zombie ~ The Awesome band, Guns-N-Roses ~ My next X-Boyfriend ~ Velvet Sky, Talia Madison ~ My Grandchildren, when that day comes ~ Kevin Smith ~ Leatherface ~ A Man who deserves me ~ Someone to beat up ~ The Girls next door ~ Carmen Electra ~ Bruce Lee ~

Music:


The station that brings you the music of the MMA and UFC

Movies:


I was there for part of the filming of this movie, it was at a Ring of Honor Show. Look for it, COMING SOON, The Wrestler, Directed by Darren Aronofsky, Starring Mickey Rourke. You MIGHT just see me in the crowd!

Television:

The 1980's Classic "G.L.O.W." Wrestling is making a comeback! For those of you that have never seen it... It's the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling! One of MY personal Favorite's! :) And NOW...I MAY just have a chance at becoming one of the "Glow Girl's"! Keep your eye's out for me, soon you may just catch me on your TV's, and if NOT...You're still gonna LOVE what you see!

CLICK on the PIC to RUSH to the G.L.O.W. Myspace!

Books:

A new Magazine coming out soon...



I've entered a contest to be in it, now, all I need is YOUR help! If you think I would be right for the job, follow the link below and VOTE! The contest isn't over till Sept. 1st and you can vote once, daily. So show your girl some on-line love and hook it up with some votes!!! ;)

Heroes:



My Blog

I need your LOVE!

Hi Friends!   There is a new Mag coming out and there is a contest to get on the cover of it...The Contest is going on till August and you can vote everyday till it's over.  Now I need your ...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:09:00 PST

One Night Stand/Undertaker...gone......nah!

Yeah figgen' RIGHT!  What EVER!   That's SO GAY!  You can't fool ME WWE!   LMAO.   Taker is at the top of his game.  Where's he going, cause' I know his career isn't over...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:44:00 PST

Judgement Day

Sweet.   Cena got his belt,  Jeff won the belt and my heart.     (You didn't hear...Monday the two of them fight for the title of Miss Mayhem's Love...lol....nah, I'm ki...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

WrestleMania!!!

The big day this year was more than I expected!  All the stars of WWE did awesome!   Edge I luv U but I’m so glad Taker beat you!  You were playin’ real dirty!  LO...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

Topless VolleyBall! (Game)

  ..Myspace Games ...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:39:00 PST

Bloddy Rage! (Game)

..Myspace Games  ...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:18:00 PST

The Legend of the Rice Hat Warrior! (Game)

..Myspace Games...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:15:00 PST

Look Out World!

Look out World!  I’m out 2 conquer YOU!  Life is too short for Drama, I’d rather spend my time making friends.  I thank each and every one of you in advance for visiting my ...
Posted by Miss Helena Mayhem on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:33:00 PST