Rhythm & Booze

Y'all have reached SRANGLERS KNOB, the official home of "Rhythm & Booze." Me n' my cousin Frank are not only trained professional rasslers, but also one helluva dang good country & western outfit to boot. We been best pals since r'daddies were put in jail fer runnin' moonshine back in '84. Wer' originally from the great city of LYNCHBURG, TENNESSEE, but are currently signed up with "CHAMPIONSHIP VINYL RECORDS", located in Upstate NY, the best label this side of ol' mason dixon. We also Rassle fer' many promotions throughout the Northeastern U.S. an' Canada. Includin' NWA UPSTATE, where we are the current TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. You can bet while were up here rasslin' n' recordin', we been leavin' a big trail of Yankee Widow Tears on all the ladies faces! We've been known to get rowdy, flip cars, get kicked outta bars an' show our Southern pride! We fly those stars & bars proudly so any y'all local tuffs dont wanna be gettin' lynched, beat, 'er burned? then ya best be movin on. *** Listen here y'all I like my whiskey STRONG and my Ladies LARGE. "Nice in the Face, Thick In the Waist" is what I always say. If yer good to 'ol Buddy I may even play ya a song on my 'ol guitar, then ya can make me some supper with all the fixins. Im on the road rasslin' and playin' with my band 24/7 365, so if yer lookin for some Daddy for yer 11 mistake children, you best be movin on, cause Buddy aint got the time. Id Rather put on a Hank record, get out the Jack an' some pills and call it a night!