sad sexual shit |
Hey humans guess what??!!!! Guess what?!?!?!?! Something happened the other night that I'm feeling kinda guilty about. Shut up you punks, I'm serious. The other night, while I was having sex with ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:33:00 GMT |
Mind Intrapment |
Trapped
I awoke in a panic. Beads of sweat formed on my forehead. I was panting as if I had taken a run. The room that I was in was dark and cold. It seemed to make sense that ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:55:00 GMT |
Balimic love causes rage and death |
As I wrote in my last blog, I started puking after these to punk a** humans fell inlove. I puked for a week. The hookers I usually see were wandering if I had died. I hadn't given th...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
Why oh dear Goddes of Love? |
Dear Goddess of Love, Marriage and Booty Calls. Why in the hell would you allow someone I know go and get him some trim up in the East Side? Another human has fallen into the depths of hel...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:22:00 GMT |
ode to my hairy penis |
There once a hooker from nantucket. Boy did she like to suck it. She slobbed and bobbed right on the knob. As I jizzed, she drowned to death. Then she farted and drew in a brea...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
The Slingshot From Hell |
My Balls! What about them you perves? Why do you want to know about my giant humungas balls? Do they look good? Does it look like a lolopop to you? If it does, then pleas...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT |
Damn kids and their hormones |
Every once in awhile, I’ll take my kids somewhere and get drunk with them. Some times I even bring The Rainman with us. But that last time he came, he got the pink eye from a strippe...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:19:00 GMT |
Dick’s thoughts and hump- you- lations |
My son was talking with me last night."What do you think about the hooker situation?" he asked.I replied, "I feel like wolves are fighting on my Schlong.One is full of anger and hatred...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:51:00 GMT |
My Ballsack to the rescue |
The curse of a huge hairy ballsack. Why do I have to have big balls? I'm glad that I have a huge wang that draws women around the world to bounce on. But dees nuts gets me into situa...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:16:00 GMT |
Dicks meandering rambles |
Oh why? Why do I have such huge balls? Every time I walk, my hairy balls hit me in my knees. I am almost 8 feet tall, so my balls are huge. They swing low and out to the sides....
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:58:00 GMT |
