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Hellboy

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About Me

6'9". 350 lbs. Black hair, red skin, golden eyes, stone hand. Libra.

My Interests

LIKES: The look of Liz in the golden light of dusk. The look of Liz in the morning. The look of Liz from a distance. The look of Liz nearby. Her voice, her smell, her clothes, her skin... having her fall asleep on my shoulder, well, you get the idea. Beer, Pizza, Chili, Nachos, Pamcakes, pumping Iron, a good cigar, a bad cigar, Traveling, Cats, Candy (especially Baby Ruth), old UPA cartoons, old fleischer cartoons, Polaroid photos (Liz taught me that), Zippos (I collects them), ding-dongs and twinkies, cookies and milk, greasy burgers and hot dogs, shaving my horns. Beating the crap out of monsters. Getting my coat fixed and ready. My Big, Bad Gun "The Samaritan", it's bullets. Bruce Willis. *****************DISLIKES: Vegetables (beets especially) oysters, jalapeno peppers, salads, Yanni, Charlotte Church, People Magazine, The Enquirer, Photographers, Abe burping (those damn eggs are nasty) or getting sanctimonious. Thinking of my origin, learning about it. People staring at my forehead. Being locked up for more than 4 months without an "outing." Being called a demon.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who isn't a Nazi. All the people I don't know but who know me.

Music:

Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen.

Movies:

Toy Story 1 & 2, Monsters Inc. (I think this would be a much better name for the BPRD), Finding Nemo, A Bug's Life, Dumb & Dumber (a modern masterpiece), Charlie Chaplin's City Lights, Brief Encounter.

Television:

the 3 Stooges, the Marx Brothers, Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton.

Books:

Popular Mechanics, classic comics like Sugar and Spike & Little Lulu, Paradise Lost, books on the occult.

Heroes:

Liz, Trevor Bruttenholm, Guillermo del Toro, the Torch of Liberty.

My Blog

***The Hellboy Gallery***

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Posted by Hellboy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hellboy's Biography

To understand Hellboy one has to know a bit about his family. His real family, that is. His Mother was born 1681. Her name was Catherine Tanner-Tremaine and was born in East Bromwich, England. A r...
Posted by Hellboy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hellboy's Weapons

Hellboys right arm - a solid rock carved with occult symbols has proven to be a wicked hand-to-hand combat weapon. It is the source of mysterious powers that are still unknown, even to Hellboy. Combi...
Posted by Hellboy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST