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Johnny Jumpkick

I jump and kick

About Me

I like to do stuff, how about you?
JOURNEY OF THE DEAD
Premiered at the Screenland Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri
“an occasionally cheesy, and pretty damn funny homage to really bad taste that I had fun with"- www.cinema-crazed.com
My first movie is about Steve Perry (former lead singer of Journey) saving a Rock and Roll loving couple from an attack by Rock Star Drummer Zombies. After a violent and bloody battle with the zombies, Steve Perry emerges victorious (as always) and then finds himself engaged in a karate showdown with the ultimate evil lead singer mastermind, Freddie Mercury! Freddie wants to use the Darkness' music to open a portal that will bring Hell to Earth, where he can rule both Hell and Earth on a throne of evil! Will Freddie succeed?!?! Or will Steve Perry save the Universe?!?! As Steve would say...DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!!!!
MOUSTACHE MOUSTACHE MOUSTACHE MOUSTACHE
*BEST STUDENT SHORT FILM*:
2006 KANSAS CITY FILMMAKERS JUBILEE

*HONORABLE MENTION FOR A SHORT FILM UNDER 7 MINUTES*:
2006 MISSOURI BROADCAST EDUCATORS ASSOCIATION MEDIA AWARDS

Made the Top Ten at www.thedailyreel.com
2007 Telly Award Winner
2007 Landlocked Film Festival Entry
What does it take to be a manly man, man? One thing: A MOUSTACHE! From a lack of confidence to erectile dysfunction, a MOUSTACHE can cure you of any ailment, physical or emotional, that you encounter. Join Mr. Moustache in an epic adventure that pushes the boundaries of what can happen in a five minute movie. An adventure that could unlock for you the secrets of the cosmos, and teach you how you too can have all the power of the universe residing upon your upper lip. Grow it, show it!
THUMB WAR AND PEACE ..
A peace-loving stoner and a war-mongering thumb wrestling champion battle over the last remaining package of twinkies in this 80's soaked tale of good versus evil. Who will win? Questions will be questioned, answers will be answered, and thumbs will be wrestling! You got the touch!
MY MOM KICKS ASS .. ..
She's 55 years old. She's a grandmother of two. She's also a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and can snap a man's neck in less than 4 seconds. She's my mom, and she kicks ass. This documentary seeks to understand just how one small Mexican woman can kick planet-sized amounts of ass. Her nunchuk skills will dazzle you, her spaghetti will razzle you, and her hugs will fill your heart with love. And then she'll kick your heart's ass. Heed the warning, fair children, because if you watch this and still don't think my mom kicks ass, you may end up with a face full of foot, courtesy of one bad mother. WAH!

My Interests

Writing, music, movies, the Rock.

Music:



Movies:

Modern Times, City Lights, The Kid, Gold Rush, Basically any movie by or with Charlie Chaplin, Star Wars, King Kong (original and 2005 remake), Dawn of the Dead, Seven Samurai, Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Dracula, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, anything and everything Bruce Lee, Karate Kid, Karate Kid 2, West Side Story, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shaun of the Dead, Death Race 2000, Toxic Avenger, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, X-Men movies, Batman Begins, Three Amigos, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, Anchorman, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Phantom of the Opera, The Doors, School of Rock, Dracula vs Frankenstein, This is Spinal Tap, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Indiana Jones movies, Footloose, Sixteen Candles, La Bamba, Wet Hot American Summer, Dazed and Confused, Almost Famous, Boogie Nights, The Rocketeer, KISS meets the Phantom of the Park, Grease, The Princess Bride, Friday the 13th movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street movies, The Goonies, Monster Squad, The Incredibles, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Manos: The Hands of Fate!!!!

Television:

Batman: The Animated Series, South Park, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Freaks and Geeks.

Books:

Mythology, 19th Century classics, Frankenstein, Comic Books.

Heroes: