Lo Pan

I love Miao Yin and her sexy sleazy American friend Gracie Law. Unfortunately Wang Chi, Egg Shen, Eddie Wong, Uncle Chu and that B-Actor dickweed Jack Burton (played by Kurt Russell) plunged deep below the city streets of China Town to challenge my thugs and gouls. Ahhh yesss, my blue balls do indeed inflict great pain... on my enemies of course. That's all in the past though. I am a lover not a fighter. I enjoy long walks on the beach with my dog Nipper and sipping Zima by the pool. Holrer at me radies.