Waking up, yawning, scratchin' me giblets, laying inert, bananas, kicking a ball around with the boys and pretending I'm Georgie Best (R.I.P.), sophistimication, teabaggin', going on the rip with Pix and assorted micks, dutch ovens, Marmite on toast, not fitting in, watching crap telly and complaining about it, spicy foreign women, social ineptitude, squidgy black, soundsystems, sunny places, bodyPoppin' nonStoppin', making crap excuses to leave any given situation, explaining the intricacies of the universe to thick people, black holes, k-holes, cunnilonimbus, awkward silences............, spending all my money on vinyl, scuffing it, falling over, getting up, physical pain, headphones, schadenfreude (rollerblades....ha!), brainfarts, flutin' about on me BMX - too brittle to skate anymore....ho-hum, glucosamine with chondroitin, nice stuff (not crap stuff), Hoegaarden, riesling grapes, laughing at all those silly tosspots (they know who they are...), self-deprecation, self-abuse, going out, doing things, coming home, eating me dinner, falling asleep, never remembering ANY feckin' dreams.....
WHO I WANT TO MEET: Cyber-blart, Pat Mustard and Miffy...who supposedly is a chicken-molesting pagan these days.......oh well. Habitat Regal Road
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Yes, I like it quite a bit...it keeps my mind occupied. By the way, I know I'm a total spod...but I'm not ashamed; Sex Sleaze and Soul, Stetsasonic, Tom Tom Club, Captain Morgan and his Hammond Organ, stuff on Fat City, Pete Rock'n'CL Smooth, Porno soundtracks (especially Emmanuelle, Deep Throat II, and that scutty german one that Andy used to have), Madlib, Schooly D, Bruno Spoerri, Prince Jazzbo, Donald Byrd, Captain Yabaa, Erykah Badu, Bobby Womack, Kenny Dope, ESG, El Chicano, Sugar Bear, Jimmy McCracklin, Quannum Projects, Rae'n'Christian, Lloyd Wallace Trio, Herb Johnson, Cymande, Francois Kevorkian, Jimmy Gray Hall, Richard "Groove" Holmes, old Funk/Soul 45's, African drumming recordings, DJ Premier, The Mohawks, Desmond Leslie, Betty Wright, Dubby stuff, Moogy stuff, Freddy Cruger, The Amboy Dukes, Hugo Montenegro, Andre Brasseur, The Winstons, Grover Washington Jr, Serge, DJ Milo, Eighth From The Egg, Olympic Runners, Nino Rota, Shawn Lee, Patsy Cline, Susan Christie, Nick Drake, Gil Scott-Heron, Manu Dibango, Deee-lite, Herbie Mann, DJ Dimitri, Sarolta Zalatnay, that whole Stones Throw family, Monk and Canatella, Afrobeat 2000, Kenny Rogers, Tommy James and the Shondells, Max Roach, DJ Spinna, Gal Costa, Rudy Ray Moore and Soul Rebellion Orchestra, The Sunburst Band, Bully Records, The Crusaders, Clarence Carter, Charles Webster, The Velvets, Liquid Liquid, Suparhymes, Marlena Shaw, Xanadu, Funki Porcini, Galliano, Mulatu Astatque, Jimmy McGriff, Joey Negro, Aretha, Stone Roses, King Tubby, BDP, The Chocolate Chips, Joe Gibbs, Mr Wonder, Hiroshi Fukumura, Santo and Johnny, King Biscuit Time, KONK, Mad Professor, Beginning Of The End, Disco Erotica, Bishops of the Holy Rollers, Vinnie Esparza, DJ Krush, pretty much anything on Soul Jazz, Detroit Sex Machines, The Kinks, Bernard Wright, Fontella Bass, DJ Gemini, Cup of Tea Records, The Mad Lads, Dave Lee in his various guises, Ohmega Watts, Cajual, Mongo Santamaria, The Deadbeats, Enrica, Ray Charles, Sebastien Tellier, The Barkays, old Acid and Deep House lushness, Nino Nardini, The Undisputed Truth, Defunkt, Eek-a-Mouse, Minnie Ripperton, DJ Shadow, Easy listening albums, The Impressions, Deodato, Glenn Underground, Patrice Rushen, The Castaways, Ennio Morricone, Tropicalia, Sixtoo, The Stovall Sisters, Thievery Corp, Young Disciples, Isaac Hayes, Spoonie Gee, Terminator X, Tom Scott, Mark Grant, Etta James, L.O.T.U., Les McCann, Mikey Dread, Keb Darge, Bantous Jazz, Tosca, Blue Lines, The Wild Bunch, Cajmere, Shuggie Otis, Susumu Yokota, Warp stuff, Primal Scream, Lotek Hi-Fi, Toyan, SVEK, Mo'Wax, Sigur Ros, SFA, Cut Chemist, Mica Paris, Hamilton Bohannon, Van Morrison, Innaway, Reese Project, John Coltrane, Funknose, Roy Ayers, J-Boogie, The Moody Blues, Les Masques, Caetano Veloso, K'n'D, The Chilites, Zero7, Dope on Plastic, The Meters, Kool Keith, Vico Anthony and his Percussion Paesanos, AIM, Bomb the Bass, Brand Nubian, Coldcut, Blackalicious, Bobby Powell, Doug Lazy, Milton Nascimento, P-resident Clinton...Bootsy and the Brides of Funkenstein, Larry Young's Fuel, Bert Kaempfert, Meat Beat Manifesto, Future Primitive, Dub Syndicate, Danny Breaks, GAP Band, Transport records, Bo Diddley, Lalo Schiffrin, early UB40, Hi-Tension, Scruff, Rockers HiFi, Quincy Jones, Zion Train, Howlin' Wolf, Mantis Recordings, Acker Bilk, el Ritmo do Brasil, The Million Dollar Orchestra, Boards of Canada, Andy Weatherall, Luke Vibert, Black Science Orchestra, Naughty by Nature, Pork Recordings, The Gators, DJ Garth, Tony Savage and Dominic Play the Organ, Gilberto Gil, Renegade Soundwave, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Jean Jacques Perry, Cuban bongo stuff (descargas), field recordings, Wamdue, DJ Cam, Panhandle Records, Roots Radics, Dr. John, Fred Wesley, Segments of Time, Jackie Mittoo, Marshall Jefferson, Soul Fire, Can, Skatalites, Fabulous Three, Nuphonic, The Beat, Henry Mancini, Quantic, Atjazz, Miles Davis, Narcotic, Corduroy, Roy Budd, Dillinger, Kay Dee records, Rob Swift, Linvall Thompson, Big Dada, Putsch, El Michels Affair, Huggy Bear, Romanowski, Los Planetas, Eddie Bo, Phil Asher, Compost, Digital Boogie, Danny Krivitt, Vicky Anderson, Cinematic Orchestra, Ashley Beedle, Shaolin Soul, Cheesey Spanish 70's LP's (it all sounds like Portishead to me), The Incredible Bongo Band, Pure Science, Lorez Alexandria, Andy Votel, Led Zepp, Booker T, Run DMC, Gilles Peterson, Ramp, Blue Note, Bobby Caldwell, Os Mutantes, Happy Mondays, Jus'Trax, WAR, MAW, Atmosfear, Syreeta, David Axelrod, Breakestra, Airto Fogo, 20:20 Vision (the early stuff), Roxanne Shante, Money Mark, The Smiths, Toots and the Maytals, King Bee, Grace Jones, Rocky and Diesel, Ultramagnetics, Steely Dan, Crazy Penis, Marley Marl, Labi Siffre, Augustus Pablo, Fila Brazilia, DJ Honda, Prescription Records, Cha-Cha-Cha's, Stereo MC's, Doves, Sam Cooke, Burning Spear, George McCrae, Curtis Mayfield, DJ Rasoul, Big Daddy Kane, Nightmares On Wax, Gino Soccio, JJ Cale, Funkadelic, KRS-One, Slave, James La-fuckin-velle, The Jolly Brothers, Fred Everything, Dead Can Dance, George Formby, the Funky Precedent, Eno and Fripp, Mantronix, Trojan Records, Desmond Dekker (R.I.P.), Amon Tobin, Glenn Underground, Tribal Records, Spanky Wilson, Kevin Saunderson, De La Soul, Moodyman, 24 Carat Black, Salsoul Orchestra, Del tha Funky Homosapien, Monie Love, Ry Cooder, Sy Snootles and the Mos Eisley Cantina Band, Beck, Squeeze, Charles Wright and the Watts 103rd St Rhythm Band, Big Cheese Records, The 45 King, John Barry, Larry Heard, Tokyo Black Star, Boo Williams, Lyn Christopher, DJ Muro, Maka Family, Yusef Lateef, The Irresistible Force, DJ Dick, Dinosaur L, Public Enemy, Neon Heights, MC Solaar, Bob James, Junior Murvin, Paper Recordings, Jimmy Castor Bunch, Luv'n'Haight, Martin Brew, SOS Band, Sugarhill, Gangstarr, Grand Puba, Nilsson, Antibalas, Guidance Recordings, Steve 'Silk' Hurley, Six6, James Brown'n'his Funky People, Fela and Africa 70, Paul Hardcastle, Chez Damier, Carl Craig, Eddie Grant, DIY Discs, Junior Byles, Ron Trent, DJ Harvey, Digable Planets, Eusebio, Digital Underground, Tony Allen, Ian Dury and The Blockheads, Lonnie Liston Smith, A Forest Mighty Black, People Under The Stairs, Ben E King, Tranquility Bass, A Certain Ratio, On-U Sound, Cold Chillin', Ninja Tune, Muddy Waters, Quango, SWAG, Ramsey Lewis, Masta Ace, Ike'n'Tina, Major Force, Electribe 101, Pharcyde, Dennis Coffey, Edan, Anything that Bov used to play, stuff with Hawaiian guitars on it, Innocence, Ann Peebles, Jeno, Eric B'n'Rakim, FoxBaseAlpha, Vicki Anderson, London Posse, 3rdBass, Marvin Gaye.......y'know, stuff. By the way, if you list Trance (or any of it's crap "psy" derivatives), Eminem or 2-Step amongst your favourite types of music then you may as well leave now....I don't think we'll get on very well...
Audition, Badlands, that thing about Evel Knievel, Animal Chin, Best in Show, Gummo, Dancer in the Dark, Wild at Heart, Bubba Ho-Tep, Fahrenheit 9/11, Dr. Strangelove, The Idiots, Vanishing Point, 2001, Blazing Saddles, Kes, Paris Texas, 1984, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Battle Royale, Useless Wooden Toys, Alien, Flash Gordon (sooo shit it's good), The Man With 2 Brains, EraserHead, Propaganda, Happiness, Repo Man, Two-Lane Blacktop, Dogtown and the Z-boys, Birdy, Napoleon Dynamite, Dead Man's Shoes, Juice, Stand By Me, Cool Hand Luke, Crouching Tiger, Menikmati, Apocalypse Now, The Elephant Man, Ban This, crap old B-movies that throw out the odd classic quote...such as the 50's version of 'The Thing' - "So what you're saying doc is it's like a superhuman carrot?"..."Yes, exactly!", Rita, Sue and Bob Too, The Killing Fields, Easy Rider, Slingblade...mm-hmm, Public Domain, Fargo, Lucia y el Sexo (phwoaaar...talk about highbrow smut!), Downfall, Pecker, il Postino, The Big Lebowski, The Year of Living Dangerously, A Private Function, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, The Firm, Riding Giants, Ghostbusters, Bullitt, Nil by Mouth, Man Bites Dog, Spike Lee joints, Drugstore Cowboy, Ratcatcher, Spun, Nuts in May, that Che Guevara movie, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, stuff by Pedro Almodovar, and any old scudflick worth a peek: Backdoor Baboushkas vol 1, Sizeable Scuttles 3-17, Behind the Brown Door... Only joking.....or am I?!
Apparently, TV rots your brain. What utter bollocks, it's books wot does that. In no particular order; Brasseye, Metal Mickey, Cheggers Plays Pop, TisWas (only for Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog), Father Ted, The Littlest Hobo, Chappelle's Show, Animal Magic with Jonny Morris, G-Force (Battle of the Planets), Mr Ben, Grange Hill, Four Fights Two Weddings and a Funeral, Cities of Gold, anything with gratuitous sex scenes that can still pass itself off as art (ie; any Dennis Potter), Monkey, The Rockford Files, Geraldo, Ren and Stimpy, Tommy Cooper, The League of Gentlemen, Willo the Wisp, Trisha, Bullseye, Blankety Blank (with Les Dawson), Boys From the Black Stuff, Pingu, Pob, and the odd game of footy...
Roger's Profanisaurus (Laugh? I nearly shat meself!), Brave New World.....because it's apt, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Mr. Men books, Soul On Ice, I Fought a Tiger by Claude Bawls, Big Daddy, The Mayan Prophecies, various jazz mags / Jilly Cooper novels, A Brief History of Time, Keano's autobiography, Umberto Eco, H.E.M.P., Now and Then: The Poems of Gil Scott-Heron, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, 1984, VICE, L'Etranger, PIHKAL, Will Self stuff, Phenomena, Screwjack, Great Hoaxes of the World, Nabokov, TerryWorld, Panini football albums...actually, does anyone have Terry Butcher, Willie Miller or Enzo Scifo from the '86 World Cup edition?.....Anyone?, Love All The People, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Zero, The Doors of Perception, Fast Food Nation, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Borges, The Grapes of Wrath (although these days I find Preparation H offers soothing relief), Breaking Open the Head, Irvine Welsh, Jack Charlton's Book For Young Footballers ('83 edition), Castaneda, Mallory Towers, The Scientist, The Twits, Hiroshima, William S. Burroughs, Colemanballs, Kurt Vonnegut, The Lost World, Mr Fixit Fox, Iain (M) Banks, The Road to Wigan Pier, AKAI MPC4000 User's Guide, Danny Champion of the World, Thrasher, The Island of Dr. Moreau, How to be a Complete and Utter Bastard, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, Topsy and Tim, Amongst the Thugs, all the Asterix and Tintin stories...........ZZZzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzZzzzzz
Mickey Luv, Bill Hicks....and Henry David Thoreau...