Basically I am a "What you see is what you get" person. In the begining I tend to keep to myself in a tightly wrapped bundle, but as time progresses I will let out a little of myself each day. I'll be the one that will always be there for you in your time of need. And you can always count on my assistance to help clean up. In most cases I feel used. I do not tolerate water well as I tend to fall to pieces when really wet. I have a number of nicknames; more widely known as TP. (Feel free to let me know of any other nicknames you have heard me called.) Generally you can find me at grocery stores hangin out with other paper goods. We like to make fun of the "no-name/store brands"
This guy below uses a-lot of TP so I figured I'd help him out by posting his banner here. Its one of the best Flash Space pages I have seen...
[ VOTE PETRISPACE! ]
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Toilet Paper Do's and Dont's:
Do Not - spin me violently so that I completely unravel to the floor. This is unsanitary and makes me wanna puke from all that spinning!!
Do Not - over use the squares. Simply use what you need and be done
Do Not - under any circumstances grab a handful of me and jam me in the bowl and flush while still attached to roll!! You may think this is funny for the first 700 sheets, but after that the clean up will be a bitch!
Do Not - run water, make noise or sing loudly when doing your business. They all know why your in here for 20 minutes already
Do Not - put me on one of those talking roll holders
Do Not - leave my home empty. If you used the last square, replace it!
Do Not - Take care of your "other" needs in the room of solitude. Remember TP is watching and I know how many times a day you do that!!Keep it up and you'll go blind
Do Not - Soak wads of me and then toss them onto the ceiling. It may be funny at the time, but not so funny when your scrapin off hardened chucks from that same spot you tossed them onto. "who's laughin now B'yoch!!"
Do - use only what you need
Do - try using various brands to get a feel for what you prefer
Do - tell your friends about me
Do - teach your kids to use me as well
Do - Use one of those seat covers in plublic restrooms. You do not wanna know what I have seen!!!
Do - check your feet upon leaving the bathroom. Sometimes I will stick to your shoe if stepped on.
Do - put the toilet seat down. I dont wanna have to keep looking at that horrible blue water or worse the aftermath if you forget to flush. Gross!!!
All my Friends!!!
