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Toilet Paper

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Basically I am a "What you see is what you get" person. In the begining I tend to keep to myself in a tightly wrapped bundle, but as time progresses I will let out a little of myself each day. I'll be the one that will always be there for you in your time of need. And you can always count on my assistance to help clean up. In most cases I feel used. I do not tolerate water well as I tend to fall to pieces when really wet. I have a number of nicknames; more widely known as TP. (Feel free to let me know of any other nicknames you have heard me called.) Generally you can find me at grocery stores hangin out with other paper goods. We like to make fun of the "no-name/store brands"
This guy below uses a-lot of TP so I figured I'd help him out by posting his banner here. Its one of the best Flash Space pages I have seen...
[ VOTE PETRISPACE! ]
Oh Yeah!! Don't forget to check out and subscribe to my blog!!
Toilet Paper Do's and Dont's:
Do Not - spin me violently so that I completely unravel to the floor. This is unsanitary and makes me wanna puke from all that spinning!!
Do Not - over use the squares. Simply use what you need and be done
Do Not - under any circumstances grab a handful of me and jam me in the bowl and flush while still attached to roll!! You may think this is funny for the first 700 sheets, but after that the clean up will be a bitch!
Do Not - run water, make noise or sing loudly when doing your business. They all know why your in here for 20 minutes already
Do Not - put me on one of those talking roll holders
Do Not - leave my home empty. If you used the last square, replace it!
Do Not - Take care of your "other" needs in the room of solitude. Remember TP is watching and I know how many times a day you do that!!Keep it up and you'll go blind
Do Not - Soak wads of me and then toss them onto the ceiling. It may be funny at the time, but not so funny when your scrapin off hardened chucks from that same spot you tossed them onto. "who's laughin now B'yoch!!"
Do - use only what you need
Do - try using various brands to get a feel for what you prefer
Do - tell your friends about me
Do - teach your kids to use me as well
Do - Use one of those seat covers in plublic restrooms. You do not wanna know what I have seen!!!
Do - check your feet upon leaving the bathroom. Sometimes I will stick to your shoe if stepped on.
Do - put the toilet seat down. I dont wanna have to keep looking at that horrible blue water or worse the aftermath if you forget to flush. Gross!!!
All my Friends!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A nice piece of ass!!

That girl with that hot tattoo on her left cheek from the other day.
(She knows who she is!)

Metamucil
Fibercon - (all flavors)
Wheat Germ
Bean-o
Gas-x

If you know those guys, have 'em drop me a line

I'm sure I have met a great number of you already and I'm sure many times. The encounter may have been brief but I remember. If you remember let me know and add me!!

I'd like to meet the guy who invented this!! The music tends to drown out any other "ambient" noise(I need to get my own Ipod, cuz I'm not always a fan of the music that is playing!!!)

My Blog

Send your pics!!!

Hey all!!! OK so I decided that TP should be posting pics with all of his friends!!!  Send me your pics of You and I hanging out in the Room of Solitude or anywhere else, doing silly stuff or&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:51:00 GMT

Random ramblings from the room of solitude

Haven't posted a blog in a while so I figured I'd get ya all caught up in the life of Toilet Paper ( aka: Moontape ) I seem to be getting the evil eyes from some of the other Room of Solitude inanimat...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:47:00 GMT

Ever Wonder???

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why is "abbreviated" such a long w...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:19:00 GMT

Innapropriate behavior!!!

Alright, so I got to talking to Floss and Visine about the noises I heard the other night from the toothbrushes when it was dark.  Floss suggested that Visine stay up to get some photos of any in...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 20:37:00 GMT

Darkness

Well the room of solitude was very quiet last night.  I think people were out because the light didn't even come on once last night.  It was actually pretty creepy.     Y...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 13:27:00 GMT

Hit the fan!!!

Whoa!!!!  What did you eat?????!!!   Lay off the Taco Bell man!!!  Next time hit the fan!!  Ever heard of an Airfreshner or Oust???? OH Man!!  I hope you warned your fell...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:36:00 GMT

WTF!!!

Ok. Someone please tell me what is it with men taking reading materials into the room of solitude, doing their business and then leaving the reading item on the floor?? I have seen various items:...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:47:00 GMT

Deep Thoughts

hmm...  Ya know, as I sit here quietly thinking in this cold dark bathroom I begin to wonder what my next encounter will be like?  Will the next person whom enters this humble abode des...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:49:00 GMT