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I LoVe TuRtLeS!!! As ToLd By fRaNkLiN..

About Me

hmm. about me.. i dunno. im just me.. im mad CRAZYYYY and do alot of stupid things for fun.. cuz why not? ... i like soccer and hockey and that kinda stuff.. and i heart ncsy a bit.. but yeah.. lets not go there. cuz ima freak and thats ok.. and umm. im in 11th grade.. im 16 my birthday is 8/14... yeah and iam OBSESSED with the color green. its the SHEXHSHEHEST color EVERRR the color of *TURTLES* except the special blue turtle we all know... lol.. which is cool cuz i also love the color blue.. and umm. yeah. so like i live in west hempstead and its a really chilled place and has alot of silly people who i love.. like sruli's boobies.. yummmy.... i have fun here cuz all my frineds live liek around the block or so.. and umm. yeah. i like having fun. im a myspace JUNKYY im addicted.. shimddty makes fun of me for that.. lol i know im a lsoer dammit and im PROUD yo.. and umm. i really dont know anything about me.. im sarcastic i guess and spontanious.. and retarded.. but not like wishy washy spontanious like mybe ill do this or that.. its like hey lets do this. and then we do it.. oo and i like to ramble on.. and on.. and im random! but i think thats spontaneous.. but yesh. TURTLES ARE AWESOME.. and i love my friends alot.. *cough* alisa, pizow, sruli mel keehn, and of course the best for last, my amazing boyfriend michael turtle russel franklin. lol. i love calling him that its soo funn.. i write it over all his papers in forensics.. heh. woot. ok i really have to shut up.. dur. peace out girl scout... bring me some cookies while ur at it cuz i
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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Your Stripper Song Is
I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears
"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."
You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to! What Song Should You Strip To?
Name: yAfFaLaH
Birthdate: AuGuSt BaBY!!! (14) lol..
Birthplace: Buffalo.. yeh its like non ExIsTeNt..
Current Location: ThE sTeAd Yo.
Eye Color: OrAnGe. (BrOwNiSh GrEeN)
Hair Color: AHHH IM OFFICIALLY A BRUNETTE!!!!!!
Height: 5;3 ShoRtYYYY
Weight: alot more than u stop bragging..
Piercings: 3 used... 6 total...
Tatoos: zip
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: michael turtle russell franklin
FAVORITES

Food: whOlE wHeAt bAgELs sCoOpeD oUt WiTh bUtTeRR
Candy: TWIZZLERSS OMFG SO ADDICTING
Number: 147 million billion gazillion trillion. ha beat that.
Color: OMFG GREEN. GREEN. GREEN. and midnight blue :)
Animal: michael.. he such an animal in BED! hahaha jk
Drink: PoLaNd SpRiNgS bOtTlEd WaTeR
Alcohol Drink: DrInKiNg = EvIlLLLL
Bagel: i
Letter: I, cuz its all about me :)

Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes. and man boobies. so fun.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: WATERRRRRR
McDonalds or BurgerKing: *barfs* gosh.
Strawberry or Watermelon: WaTeRmElOn...
Hot tea or Ice tea: BotH
Chocolate or Vanilla ChoCoLaTE = YUMMYYYY
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: TaLl CinNaMoN doLcE lAtTe!!
Kiss or Hug: *huggles*
Dog or Cat: a puppy!!!!!!
Rap or Punk: EMO!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Summer or Winter: SuMmEr My BiRfDaYYYY
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: depends on who im watching it with..
Love or Money:
YOUR...

Bedtime: wHeNeVeR yOu PuT mE tO bEd ;)
Most Missed Memory: how can i pick?
Best phyiscal feature: I'vE nEvEr SeEn IT so I CaNt TeLl YoU..
First Thought Waking Up: last nights sex was SOO good. lol jk jk.
Goal for this year: being *special*
Weakness: bitchy girls..
Fears: spiders!! they crawl all over ur body.. and turk.. loll shh dont tell him i said that! he'll attack me!!
Heritage: YOUR MOM
Longest relationship: still happening :) 2 1/2 months so far..
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: MiSs. InNoCeNt HeRe!! hahah yeah right. yesh i have. shh dont tell anyone!!
Ever Smoked: CHUS VSHALOM. cigarettes are bad for my babies.
Pot: *blinks*
Ever been Drunk: i cant tell you that.. figure it out. smart child.
Ever been beaten up: yessumm!!
Ever beaten someone up: damn straight shortayyyy
Ever Shoplifted: a couple of times. *slaps self* bad yaffa.
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope. im scared of my body. espeially naked.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: :) i wish i was prude. that would be fun
Been Dumped Lately: :) nope. still going :)
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: fav is green.. but i love eyes so i dc.. glasses are SHEXSHEH.. lol
Favorite Hair Color: dark. no blondes.. UCH
Short or Long: depends on the person waht looks good..
Height: anything above 5'6..
Style: thier OWN
Looks or Personality: omg looks who can talk to ugly guys?? *cough* lol jk personality. im not shallow!! (well not very..)
Hot or Cute CUTE!! omg cuties are adorable!! *cough*
Drugs and Alcohol: neither
Muscular or Really Skinny: :) michael..
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a few
What country do you want to Visit: ireland!
How do you want to Die: a long death.. so i can teach people in my last moments and say goodbye..
Been to the Mall Lately: haha all the time.. i think last time was friday?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yesh they are shexhsheh. willl you still love me when it rains?
Get along with your Parents: yuppp
Health Freak: not really.. just watching what i eat..

Do you think your Attractive: hells no.
Believe in Yourself: sometimes i get a strike of faith
Want to go to College: yupp
Do you Smoke: nopeee
Do you Drink: nopeeee
Shower Daily: every other.. i dont want my hair to get like sickly oily.. its SHASTY.
Been in Love: :) yessum.. *cough*
Do you Sing: i have vocal nodguwals!!! i dunno how to spell it lol!
Want to get Married: to someone very special :)
Do you want Children: yesumm i want to be a mommy!!
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: only a few... to the q above.... and...answer to this one:last night baby!! lol.. umm. when im married is good.
Hate anyone: not anyone i want to publicly embaress here.. althgouh i should.. but ima good person..
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You Are an Iced Coffee
At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you're out with friends
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My Interests

i dunno. my frineds tell me im easily entertained. basically dont be a dumbass and i wont get pissed off. and maybe u can get a smile out of me :)Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.

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What kind of wings would you have? (Anime Pics)
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is Jesse an alien from some other psycho place whos trying to fool us all and take over the world?
YESH OF COURSE JESSE IS APSYCHO ALIEN!!! AHH!!
uhh. no. jesse is human (somehwat)
*wink*wink* uh. jesse human? HAHAHAHa he is an alien molester..
jesse is just a freak.......alien..
alien i think not! jesse is a bungholio!!
jesse= karens bumm lover

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I'd like to meet:

people?? cuz i dont think animals know how to work on my spaceTake the quiz:
What Kinda Kiss R U?

Tender Kiss
The tender kiss is the feeling where you can be anywhere and show your feelings.

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Your Birthdate: August 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma

Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you

Your power color: Fuchsia

Your power symbol: Diamond

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Should Drive a Bentley Azure
You're all flash, and you love to show off to anyone who will watch.
And you're such a high roller, this is just one car of many for you... What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality

What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Music:

alternative (not mainstream crap) and 90's rockage stuffage. :)yeah sorry tho.. i dunno how to make up my mind.. 3 of my fav bands so pick a song.. good stuff tho.. enjoy :)SHOW ME HOW TO LIVE (Audioslave)

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this song has SICKKk drum solos wait tll like the 3rd minute ish.. it does rim hits and they are sick!! man i love this song good times yo 89x!ALWAYS (Blink 182)

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this is like the best song ever.. and the music video is soo trippy but yeah.. this was my 2nd pick.. i wanted my girls's ex bf(relient k) but it wasnt working.. and franklin already *STOLE* who i am hates who ive been plus blink is kickass..SPACE (Something Corporate)

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something corporate is the best band EVER!!!!!! Take the quiz:
Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~

Pretty girl By;Sugarcult
If you get told all the time your beautiful but you don't believe it. You can never find that one special person that you've been looking for...but your a pretty girl right? It does'nt make sense to you...if your beautiful but you always seems like theres no guys who like you...to you love is an excuse to get hurt...and don't worry your just like me.

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what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

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Movies:

BIG FISH!! if anyone wants to see a real good movie, and has any heart they wil see big fish. it is the best movie ever and really leaves such an impression. tim burton is AWESOME.....momento, primal fear, and equilibream are also pretty damn good movies..
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.

In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless. What Do People Think Of Your Face?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Television:

csi!!! (las vegas) and criminal minds..yupp. franklin and i are gonna be CSI agents together.. cuz we are mad cool. and we are gonna go to jon jay :) Take the quiz:
What kind of bf/gf are you?((with pix))

romantic
You are the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend...you know just they way to be in a relationship! Don't change anything and good luck!
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
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Which Smirnoff Twisted V flavor are you?

Black Cherry
You are easygoing and sensible. You pick your battles and the ones you pick, you win becasue you can read people and you are very smart. You don't get caught up in things too easily becasue they don't get under your skin and you are a good conversationalist.
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Books:

fifth angel.. by tim green (i think).. good book.. dan brown is also pretty nifty and such.. yeah.. umm. iunno. books are good tho.. i really like them :) (k fine so im a nerd.. tell me something i dont know.. ) Take the quiz:
What Type of Flirt are You?

Subtle Flirt
Were you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.
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Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test
What Your Underwear Says About You
You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let's hope you're a chick.
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone. The Underwear Oracle
You Should Learn Chinese
Surprised? You shouldn't be - Chinese is perfect for an ambitious person like you.
You're a natural entrepreneur, and a billion people are waiting to do business with you! What Language Should You Learn?Take the quiz:
What Laguna Beach Girl would you be?

Kristin
Your a bossy person, your a straight up person. You tell it like it is. Your Hot & boys love you. Not many people like you but you dont care because their just jealous !
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Heroes:

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Which famous movie kiss are you?

Breakfast At Tiffany's
You are the Breakfast At Tiffany's kiss!

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What Happy Bunny saying r u?

HAPPY BUNNY
UR A MEAN BUNNY, U SHOULD B OH SO PROUD!

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My Blog

funniest thing ever.. at least at the time it was..

ok. so like last night i can swear my most embaressing moment (which happens to be holarious also) happened. ok so like at the oneg, i went out side with sruli and dov and turk and like we were chilli...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:23:00 PST

random thoughts going through my head.. like right now..

sometimes i wounder if people could read my mind.. cuz then i would feel really stupid.. but yeah.. i dunno. i hung out with this guy tongiht who i havent seen in like forever.. he was like my brother...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:51:00 PST

blah i dunno.. boys are confuzzling..

does anyone else get confuzzled by guys as much as i do?? i mean they make me feel so stupid... i hate it..  i just feel like spewing and so i dont knwo who i want to talk to so im just gonna tal...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:17:00 PST

my tummy hurts

dammit im so pissd i just wrote a huge freaking blog and it delteed itself someohwo cuz im a freaking dumbass. durr now i have to complain all over again. mother fer. umm. my tummy hurts cuz i had tom...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:46:00 PST

sad but sweet

-To every girl who is looking for true love.-To every girl that is herself no matter what.-To every girl that dresses cute not skanky-To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.-To every g...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:24:00 PST

i thoguht this was the funniest thing ever... well if ur jewish at least..

Top 15 Ultra Frum Commercial Slogans 15. Vishnitz happens.14. It's hip to be Skver.13. Saved by the Belz.12. Buzz cut at the Beauty Parlor, $5; Sheet for between husband and wife, $10; Being a Satmar ...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:17:00 PST

my aim sn

aloha. if anyone feels like iming me.. my sn is heartablefreak.. its aim. so yeah. anywho. what am i supposed to write in these blog thingies? ok fine so im done. just put this in cuz johnny told me t...
Posted by ♥ I ♥ DoRkS ♥ on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:42:00 PST