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I wouldn't say my life is exciting, but with the friends I have, it's never a dull moment....You always think you have nothing to say about yourself until you start speaking - then you realise you actually have hundreds of thousands of stories to share; stories about you, your mates and the things you get up to. The problem comes when trying to find a starting point. Where do I begin...? Which tale do I tell first...?I'm 18 now (that's right - no longer a minor!) and I've been working full time doing admin crap for about a year and a half. Never made it through college.....in fact, I only lasted a matter of weeks before I decided it wasn't for me. Nevermind. Not sure where I wanna end up in terms of my career but we'll just wait and see. Outside of work, you can usually find me by following the smell of illegal substances. I love going to gigs, parties, raves - any excuse to get a little wasted. A little wasted? Well, that was clearly a lie. My idea of getting a little wasted is to end the night barely standing.....sometimes hugging the toilet seat. Don't do much else with my life - just work and get wasted.....the way it's meant to be.