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About Me

"It's like you opened a two-litre of hate-or-aid and poured it all over me." Uncle Bean"It's not me that's unattractive, it's any exact copy of my face.""Ma'am, if I weren't so full of white guilt, I would make you cry."-Dane Cook?"I've given up, my face is in the butter."-Music and Lyrics"I like to shake it,...all about." Amie Langland after doing the hokey pokey"Is it wrong to do this in a church parking lot?" Ryan Jewell talking about doing a U turn in a church parking lot.I've been told that I'm the female eqivilant to Ben Stine. I don't think I like that very much. I love to sing, I do it all day long. I'd like to do it professionally, but I'm too lazy. I like to act, but I like to watch tv and eat chocolate more. I have a fiance, and about 8 best friends. Though, some of them don't list me as a best friend in their info. That makes me sad. I guess it doesn't really matter. Anywho, I love my friends Amy, Melanie, Emily, Jenni, Jane, Cori, Bree and Patula. I hate mouth noises and people who drive too slow. Thank you. That is all for now. MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts.com music / movies
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My Interests

I love to Sing. Vocal Classical mostly, but I'll sing the crap, excuse me, stuff that's on the radio too. I love to eat. Only normal food though. I also like to watch movies and t.v. I like to make crazy crap like chandeliers and jewelry and stuff. That's about it. I'm boring.Carrie Underwood ~ Before He Cheats
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who appreicates my vocal quality and abilities, and anyone who has any faith in me whatsoever. Also anyone who would like to help me find a careen in music.I don't know which celeb I'd like to meet. There are too many. I'd like to lick Orlando Bloom before I die,....

Music:

Right now I'm working (half assedly) on a few solo peices, "Black Black Black is the Color of my True Love's Hair," "The Shadow of Your Smile," "Once Upon a Time." I'm also doing some other stuff, but they aren't as exciting.Weird Al canadian idiot
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Add to My Profile | More VideosI like to listen to a lot of different music. Here's some of my favorite artistsCharlotte Church and Josh GrobanKeith Urban, Dirks Bently, Rascal Flatts, Joe NicholsGreen Day, Blink 182, Gwen Stefani, Alien Ant Farm, Papa RoachMetallica, etcAlecia Keys,Baby jesus all that great crap I can't think of anymore at the moment.

Movies:

yes please.Too white and nerdy
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Television:

I LOVE THE SHOW BONES! And the CSI's as well.Stay With Me (Brass Bed)
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Books:

Anything Romance. All busty blondes and well endowed hunks. HEHEHEHE

Heroes:

Some of my friends, the ones who actaully publically admit that they are my friends, and hot men. I don't know why hot men are my heros. Actually if you think about it, it's kinda creepy. Hmm.

My Blog

OH SPARE ME, Kwame

Oh, Spare me, Kwame. Suck it up, be a man, admit that you’re wrong now, you were wrong in the past and just resign. I think it’s fairly clear that Detroit has suffered greatly while you li...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:24:00 PST

Why 5’7"???

Why do you have to be five foot seven to be a model? Is that what makes a woman beautiful? Why is an entire industry centered around hight restrictions? Certainly there are beautiful women who are sho...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST

Do YOU believe?

Some believe, some don't. I've had experiences, so I cannot say that they are not real. When I was a little girl, my aunt and God Mother died. I remember my mom and dad packing myself, my brother and ...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:53:00 PST

The joys of apartment living.

Okay,.... So, I know the apartment that we have isn't NEARLY as bad as some that other people have had to put up with, but honestly this is rediqulous. So, let me just tell you alittle about this apar...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

What’s that SMELL?

So Brad woke me up at 645 this morning to tell me that something was wrong. Not with him. With our apartment. There is this GOD AWEFUL SMELL that just popped up over night. It seems that our ref...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:06:00 PST

MAD AT MY MAN

" You need to start wearing some more 'socially acceptable' clothes." This is what brad said to me when we were out shopping today, because I said a hoodie with pink skulls on it was cute. HE however,...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:08:00 PST

Oven Update.

OKAY. So Brad brought a super-duper thermometer thingy from work. We stuck the probe in the oven and set the oven at 300 degrees. Well, to say the least, the thermometer read 465.3 degrees and was sti...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

I hate my oven. Here’s why,...

Okay, so I'm making cookies, right? The recipe says that the cookies should go in for 8-10 minuets at 350 degrees. I know something's not right with my oven because it's burned things before.So ...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

I’m a rasist! If you dislike our country that much, GO HOME.

So Brad and I got into a little fight today because he wanted me to drop him off and go to the secretary of State's office by myself. He relented and decided that we'd go together for a few reasons. I...
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:38:00 PST

Um,.. newsflash

Um,... I don't know if you are aware of this, Miss High School Ice Cream Scooper, but it's kind of MY JOB to be "mean" to you when and if you do not do your job, or finish it in a satisfactory manner....
Posted by You SAUSAGE WALLET! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:36:00 PST