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Sadistic Critic

Movie News and Reviews

About Me

Since most of my free time is devoted to watching Horror movies I decided that this site needs a special section where I just review hororr movies. I try to keep my reviews as spoiler free as possible, if anything major gets revealed (such as if I am reviewing a sequel and have to mention something from the previous entry I will make a note not to read any further). If there is an R rated version and a Unrated Version out I will be reviewing and linking the Unrated version, FUCK CENSORSHIP. On with the reviewing Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

Murders and Executions mostly

I'd like to meet:

Movie fans

Movies:

Horror Horror Horror basically anything with someone head getting blown up and fart jokes

Heroes:

Dr. Herbet west

My Blog

Phantasm

Plot; Often considered one of the icons of 1970s independent horror cinema, director Don Coscarelli's classic nail-biter follows two boys who, in pursuit of an odd-looking grave robber, may wind up a...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:51:00 PST

From beyond

Plot; After inventing a way for creatures from the fourth dimension to come into his own world, Dr. Edward Pretorious (Ted Sorel) suffers a gruesome decapitation at the hands of those he brought "fro...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:10:00 PST

Frankenhooker

Polt; When his pretty fiancee is literally torn to pieces by a runaway lawnmower, Jeffrey Franken creates a scheme to bring her back to life: reassemble her from the body parts of New York City prost...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:46:00 PST

Pink Flamingos

Plot; Incest, drug trafficking, bestiality and an egg fetish are merely the tip of the proverbial iceberg in this ultra-black comedy from renegade filmmaker John Waters. With the title of "Filthiest ...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:26:00 PST

Alice, sweet alice

Polt; Imagine Brook Shield's as a child who is loved by her mother and despised by her sister. Imagine a horrible death during a communion, Who is the murderer behind the mask? Is it the young sweet ...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:04:00 PST

Suicide Club

Plot; After 54 schoolgirls simultaneously jump in front of a train at Shinjuku Station in Tokyo, the city becomes plagued with "suicide clubs" -- groups of teens who get together and make plans to ki...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:28:00 PST

Fright Night

Plot; Nobody believes horror-movie addict Charley Brewster (William Ragsdale) when he discovers that his suave new neighbor, Jerry Dandridge (Chris Sarandon), is a vampire. Kith and kin believe Charle...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:17:00 PST

The Machine Girl

  Plot; While seeking revenge for her little brother's murder, Japanese schoolgirl Ami (Minase Yashiro) loses an arm to yakuza villains. Her plight prompts a pair of friendly mechanics to furnish...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:48:00 PST

Diary of the dead

Plot; While filming a low-budget horror film, Jason (Joshua Close) and his film school friends hear news reports of zombie sightings. As the living dead close in on the film crew, Jason seizes the opp...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:59:00 PST

Cannibal Holocaust

Plot; Censored in several countries for its gratuitous violence, this controversial faux documentary from director Ruggero Deodato presents footage from a team of New York University filmmakers myste...
Posted by Sadistic Critic on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:46:00 PST