I like everything that you do! I'm perfect!
I've also got something unique, sensitive and funny to say about these things!
Wow!
I'd like to meet:
People who love fun and moments of purity!
FLASH OF NEWS!!!! (April 07')
I am proud to announce my newly established and completely accidental position as the poster boy for the anti goverment scaremongerers 'LONDON CLASS WAR'.
My face has randomly been chosen/stolen by said wacky funsters to push forward a great new initiative called 'MUG A YUPPIE'.
From this..
to this......
WANT TO KNOW MORE?
please visit
www.classwar.org
They seem like nice enough chaps but I feel a bit funny about them enciting violence against a man that is A)Me and B)Not a Yuppie. I think the revelation that I am not a yuppie could make them look very silly indeed on Question Time.
You can buy stickers with my face on them (50 for £1) at the link below!
Actually, I'd just like to point out that I have no real affiliation with these angsty public school boys, they stole my face. I do not endorse mugging 80's stereotypes or any kind of street naughtyness. x
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Glenny
Birthday:
May 4th 1978
Birthplace:
Just oustside the lips of a Va-giiiiiiiina
Current Location:
Oxygen Tent
Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
Brown
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Southpaw
Your Heritage:
Family coat of arms bought at fun fair
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Brown
Your Weakness:
.....Brown....
Your Fears:
Loss of magnificence
Your Perfect Pizza:
Westlife topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Lay an egg or 'eye' someones trousers off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
anal rape
Thoughts First Waking Up:
pure beef!
Your Best Physical Feature:
glowing E.T. belly
Your Bedtime:
Your last breath
Your Most Missed Memory:
Me not know......
Pepsi or Coke:
Fanta Zesty Berry
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Actually had a tip top Wimpy today...kudos to Wimpy
Single or Group Dates:
I have no life
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla:
I'm a sucker for pods
Cappuccino or Coffee:
I'm tea all the way
Do you Smoke:
Only not in bed
Do you Swear:
Peaches and Cream!!!!!
Do you Sing:
Behind a wall you wouldnt be able to tell me and GB (Gary Barlow) apart
Do you Shower Daily:
Every other
Have you Been in Love:
Apparently.....
Do you want to go to College:
Been there, done that, wiped my bum with the tshirt
Do you want to get Married:
Yes please!
Do you belive in yourself:
Fuck you!
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Shake me.....
Do you think you are Attractive:
Hell yeah!
Are you a Health Freak:
Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:
Sir, yes sir!
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Me do!
Do you play an Instrument:
Long, pink piccolo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes-o!
In the past month have you Smoked:
Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Glue?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
a play date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
...er...I guess....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Nope but me likey!
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope.....yessssss.......high five.....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
I dipped me winkle into a dairylea dunker.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
A mothers heart
Ever been Drunk:
Perhaps
Ever been called a Tease:
5 mins ago actually.....
Ever been Beaten up:
DADDY NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ever Shoplifted:
Twice.
How do you want to Die:
Coming through the Stars in their Eyes doors....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Giant President
What country would you most like to Visit:
Uranus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Brown
Favourite Hair Color:
Black
Short or Long Hair:
Either/And/Or
Height:
Medium
Weight:
No podges'
Best Clothing Style:
Wonky Office Girl
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Stupid question......
Number of CDs I own:
More than DLT
Number of Piercings:
Nada Surf
Number of Tattoos:
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
Ned's Atomic Dustbin, The How's Your News Team, Dusty Springfield, The Solid Gold Fuckwits, Eric B, The Kingsingers, Sepultura, Afro Man, XTC, The Human League's Favourite Band, Graham Coxon, The Eels, All Ice Cream Van Hits, Frog Mortality Project, Prefab Sprout, Northern Uproar, Cleopatra, Saucy Man-Child, The Scaffold, Asia, The Shirley Temple Pilots, Ben and Lynne Fold's Wood/Five, Be Your Own Pet, The Sweet, Deal or No Deal Original Soundtrack, The music they play at the Oscars when they are trying to get someone off.....
Movies:
Donnie Darko, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Withnail and I, Barbarella, Pulp Fiction (anything by Chris Tarrantino really)....These film are cool so therefore I am cool!
(*Note - I have not seen any of them*)
Also Beaches, Gus Van Sant's Spunky Birthday, Super Mario Bros the Movie, BarBQ, Eternal Sunshine..., A Home for the Bullets, Silverado, Executions, The Host, Apocalypse Now:Backwards, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Grelims, Hellbreeder, Surf 2, The Black Negro, Stealing Harvard, Eastenders Omnibus, Pecker, Employee of the Month, Faces of Filth
Oh yeah and not forgetting NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!! Yeah this movie is COOL, I got a t shirt with a picture of the man from Napoleon Dynamite on it! Vote for Peado!
Television:
Beg, Borrow or Steal with Jamie Theakston, The News (at all hours), Wonder Showzen, Life at the Twat Factory, Neighbours, Three Minute Wonder, Seinfeld with Daddy, Turnabout, Naked Jungle, Anything's Possible, Hardcore Slut Gang Bang 5 (when it was on telly), Pigsty, You've Been Framed, Anything in Rumbelows window......
Books:
The Young Twats Handbook, Confederacy of Dunces, The Donatello Code, Terminator 2:Judgement Day the Novel, Jamies Puddings, a golf humour book.
Heroes:
CondorMan!, Ken Goodwin, Dr. Miriam Stoppard, Fiona Phillips' head on a stick, Chauncey,
Jim Davidson's amusing 'friend' Chalky, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Scott
