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About Me

I am Beth. A.K.A. Just Beth/Beef/Captain/Buliwyf(pronounced Bullvai). But you can call me 'King'. Call me King. Blogs are gay. Gin is good. Smoking is good. Life is good! I will not add your indie band, so, fuck off with that. I fucking hate emos. NO FAT CHICKS......................................I dislike: Perverts, pretend glams, blog-o-philes, Jap-o-philes, straight-edge tosspots, shit bands, teeny goffs, scenesters, social smokers, prudes, metaphysics (big sack-o-crap & if you disagree.... YOU'RE SHIT!), students, bints, binge-drinkers, gypos & fuckwits........................... I like good music, good company, middle-aged folk, Weegies, gigs, good films, air guitar, drinking songs, Sergent Fury, '59 Les Pauls, quotes, Black Jack, playing silly buggers with my droogs, blagging my way into stuff (rarely works!), being shit at pool, getting wrecked & singing Sweet Home Alabama with barflys, fanboy-ing Charlie Harper, fanboy-ing in gerneral, being right & playing the circle game. But only when I win! Favourite band? Couldn't choose.AC-Thunder-Sabbath-Force. Or The Sensational-Aero-Guns-&-Roadstar-Zeppelins-Of Pan Tang. It could happen...

My Interests

JERRY SADOWITZ.

I'd like to meet:

Your Dad. & Myra Hindley. JERRY SADOWITZ.

Music:

"Bad Music for Bad People". Like: STAMPEDE QUEEN, Plastic Bertrand, THE SENSATIONAL ALEX HARVEY BAND, Hole, Throbbing Gristle The Cult, RAT SCABIES, MC5, MKLL Heartbreakers, THE DICTATORS, Bad Manners, Buzzcocks, Prince, Girlschool, Echo & The Bunnymen, THE CRAMPS, Pink Fairies, Duran Duran, Elbow, The Genitorturers, Gustav Holst, Boston, Human League, Bob Dylan, THE CLASH, Bruce Springsteen (Oh, the shame), Verdi, GARY NEWMAN, Metal Urbain, The Voidoids, Rammstein, The Distillers, LED ZEPPELIN, Deicide, THE POGUES, Whole Lotta Led, G.B.H., PEACHES, Johnny Cash, Damn Yankees, Hanoi Rocks, Ravi Shankar, Thin Lizzy, FLOGGING MOLLY, Happy Mondays, THE SEX PISTOLS, Portishead, Beastie Boys, Adam Ant, BILLY IDOL, Lou Reed, IGGY & THE STOOGES, T. Rex, Rage, The Chillies, Cathedral, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Cliff, Air, Slade, Liam Lynch, Ladytron, Julian Cope, Culture Club, Curved Air, Zappa, Bad Company, Deep Purple, FASTER PUSSYCAT, The Jam, PiL, BOWIE, Aerosmith, ALICE COOPER, THE DEAD KENNEDYS, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Rotting Christ, ELECTRIC SIX, Smashing PumPkins, DEF LEPPARD, The Sweet, AGNOSTIC FRONT, Alvin Stardust, AC/DC, The Blockheads, JUDAS PRIEST, NEW YORK DOLLS, Mothers of Invention, Squeeze, THE SMITHS, Aphex Twin, Special AKA, Motley Crue, CINDERELLA, Argent, KISS, B.B. King, Bauhaus, Mastadon, Roxy Music, The Velvet Underground, Rainbow, Depeche Mode, Ratt, POISON, PATTI SMITH, Ivor Cutler, Wreckless Eric, Morbid Angel, JOY DIVISION, TYGERS OF PAN TANG, G 'n R, New Order (Despite the fact that Hookey is a cunt), X-Ray Spex, Moby, David Lee Roth, Siouxsie, Faith No More, Blondie, Generation X, YES, The Dickiesm The Cure, Dr. Feelgood, Elvis Costello, Rolling Stones, Erasure, The Ruts, UK SUBS, Skid Row, Moguai, THE SLITS, Primal Scream, The Vibrators, W.A.S.P., THUNDER, RUSH, THE WHO, Iron Maiden, Electric Wizard, Steppenwolf, Talking Heads, Budgie, The Attractions, Foreigner, Enuff Z Enuff, Black Blue Fish Very Beautiful, Janis Joplin, Soup, The Prodigy, UFO, Kraftwerk, Tom Waits, Mr Big, MOTT THE HOOPLE, Georgia Satellites, L.A. GUNS & ROADSTAR!

Movies:

The Producers, Spinal Tap, Easy Rider, Inside I'm Dancing, 24 Hour Party People, Human Traffic, East is East etc.

Books:

Peter Singer is quite the king. Friedrich Nietzsche. Bit 'o Hunter S. Thompson. Alain De Boton is a clever bloke. Ben Schott (of 'Schott's Sporting, Gaming, & Idling Miscellany', 'Schott's Almanac' & 'Schott's Original Miscellany' fame) is quality. Lynne Truss is dead mad. Seb Hunter is the shit! He's up there with good writers, love that book to bits.