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Tania

About Me

Asda is my spiritual homeland. As from April 2007 I will only be partaking in tasteful fancy dress; that is to say Renaissance, Dickensian, 20s, 30s, 40s and characters from literature. I am also the inspiration behind The Artic Monkeys song 'When the sun goes down'..."Who's that girl there? I wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets". I look like Russel Brand but live by Jo Brand (not in the geographical sense).Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of Ringwood, I'll show you something that will make you change your pants.

My Interests

Vested

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry only. No-one else.

Music:

Big Fun, Jason Donovan, NOT Kylie, Sonya.

Movies:

porn

Television:

most esp. Neighbours, Sharpe and those late night pseudo-sexual documentaries on C4.

Books:

All except Harry potter, Jilly Cooper and Marian Keyes type things.

Heroes:

Pre-heroin Jason Donovan, Post-heroin Jason Donovan.

My Blog

Master baker

Today, for the first time ever I baked a cake without a recipe. Whilst it is true that in your typical sponge cake you put equal measures of all the ingrediants in a bowl and whisk them up, I have alw...
Posted by Tania on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

Those Bournemouth Nights...

As my well deserved four month holiday looms ominously on the horizon I have been contemplating what delights await me at the homestead. Hmm...summer sandwiched between The New Forest and Bournemouth;...
Posted by Tania on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:51:00 PST