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Bradley

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Fill this in at a later time.

My Interests

Zombie movies, Bettie Page, toys, books, film props and costumes, robots, sad and angry music, existentialism, porn, pathological serial behavior, special make-up effects, exotic foods, popcorn, and nothing else at all.

Music:

Music is stupid. Make your own.

Movies:

David Croneberg, Stuart Gordon, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrik, Russ Meyers, Richard Linklater, Ridley Scott, Terry Zwigoff, George Romero, Terry Gilliam, Lloyd Kaufman, David Fincher, Robert Rodriguez, Sam Raimi, Tim Burton...that one French film about the kid with the red balloon.

Television:

Shields & Yarnell, The Donny & Marie Show, Cop Rock, Hot 'L' Baltimore, Fish, Pink Lady & Jeff, After M.A.S.H., that show with the chimp as a private eye, ZOOM ,Land of the Lost, Dr. Shrinker, Electra Woman & Dyna Girl, The Bugaloos, Mayberry R.F.D., Family Affair, My Three Sons, Hazel, Star Spangled Banner and the American flag waving just before the end of the networks broadcasting day.

Books:

Not a big fan of people who burn them.

Heroes:

Zippy the Pinhead, Harry Truman, the first man who thought of eating a lobster. Anyone who can walk away in slow motion from an explosion happening from behind them.

My Blog

Why my ex-girlfriends now regret breaking up with me

Um...ok, I had something really good in mind for this.  Just wait.  (Two hours later)  Ah ha!  I don't have the V.D.,  no kids to to show up out of the blue, don't live with m...
Posted by Bradley on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:10:00 PST

What celebrity have people told you that you look like?

I have gotten a number of these "do you know who you look like?" questions over the many years I have been walking around in this life.  And for the most part, the famous person who they think I ...
Posted by Bradley on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:06:00 PST

Girl Code

Rain Check:  Don't call me,  I promise not to get back to you. I Like You, But..: This relationship was better before we ever met. It's Not You, It's Me:  It's you, I no longer want to...
Posted by Bradley on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:00:00 PST

Being handed your ass...

Pain dosen't blind you, however it does make its self known.  At first, I thought it was the worst headache I had ever had.  My eyes lost focus, there were tiny blinks of stars and the taste...
Posted by Bradley on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

Sleep deprevation

It seems that I did this ass backwards.  I should have wrote on my Blog and sent out a request to read said Blog as a Bulletin.  Instead, I wrote a Bulletin and am asking you to read it on m...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:07:00 PST

My New Religion

1:  I can't tell you what happens after you die. That being said, it is probably not that much different from what you were before you were born.  2:  Be careful. 3:  Always quest...
Posted by Bradley on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:49:00 PST

A.I.

Who is your favorite android/robot?  Mine is "The False Maria" from the film "Metropolis".  Coming in a close second is "Robby".  Those two should have cybersex and output some cool lit...
Posted by Bradley on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:30:00 PST

What is in your refrigerator?

I want to know.  Send me pics of what is inside your refrigerator.  Just grab a camera, go click and send 'em along.  I don't care what is in your freezer.  Does this request frigh...
Posted by Bradley on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

Why dosen’t God support the troops?

As we all know, God is a supernatural American who lives in the sky and loves zygotes, republicans, convicts and Sean Hannity.  Gays make his baby son cry, and science (mostly carbon dating and d...
Posted by Bradley on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

Movie Magic

Not just one but two, count 'em, two movies coming out with former funny African American comedians dressed in fat suits and drag!!  Oh be still my beating heart, which one shall I see first?&nbs...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST