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IMPALER

A Satanic Vampire runs for Governor in Minnesota

About Me

On January 13th Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey announced his plans to run for Governor in the state of Minnesota. Jonathon is a Satanic Vampyre who enjoys witchcraft, wrestling, magically causing earthquakes in various states and rollerblading. This documentary tells his story Official Impaler Web Site

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charles Bronson...Oh wait, my bad.

Music:

OUR SOUNDTRACK FEATURES - -Low - -Sigur ros - -The Album Leaf - -Team Sleep - -The Black Heart Procession - -Holopaw - -Elliot Smith - -Red Stars Theory - -

My Blog

Lucky STIFF bastards (starting today!)

All things considered I think I am a pretty lucky bloke. First of all I get to make a living in the silly world of film making, which basically means I am in College all over again. I wake up when I f...
Posted by IMPALER on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:35:00 PST

Yeah, Ill shut up, after my quasi rant (Another Festival)

Ok, so, I am just going to stop using phrases like "last chance" and "one more fest to go" because I just don't know anymore. We might be playing at a fest in Rome, and another fest in Brazil. I don't...
Posted by IMPALER on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

Impaler Worldwide rights secured and one more fest to go!

So we now have domestic AND international distribution as of last week. You have two chances to see it for free before you have to shell out some sweet sweet cash. One way is to go to Fool Frame Film...
Posted by IMPALER on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

Impaler playing in Seattle tonight!

The fine folks at the Seattle True Independent Film Festival present Impaler tonight at Central Cinema http://www.central-cinema.com/calendar.htm GoGoGo
Posted by IMPALER on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:19:00 PST

If you are in Europe and you like music, well then....

From Matt’s page (Roll Film... A.K.A the guy who made our soundtrack) It’s the whole Black Heart Procession/The Album Leaf mixture that make up "From The Shade Tour" so you know it’s...
Posted by IMPALER on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:31:00 PST

We have North American Distribution!

The contract was signed earlier today with Westlake Entertainment. It's for TV, DVD, theater and all the other little forms of media floating around North America. I'll post another blog with all the ...
Posted by IMPALER on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:21:00 PST

A taste of music from Roll film (and other treats)

Matt (Roll Film) has posted two songs from the Impaler soundtrack. Go to his site and listen to them, if you don't Santa will murder you while you sleep.Here is Matt when The Album Leaf won some award...
Posted by IMPALER on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

ON A BLOGGGERS STRIKE

Yes you read it right. Those bastards will not meet our demands so I am going on strike! That means you will not be able to hear my thoughtful insights on the political affairs of today or my importan...
Posted by IMPALER on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:30:00 PST

Calling all filmmakers

Submit to the Byron Bay Film Festival! Deadline is Oct. 31st.If you are looking for a festival that will give your film a fair shake instead of just taking the submission fee and laughing all the way ...
Posted by IMPALER on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:32:00 PST

New Jersey Film Festival

The New Jersey Film Festival is screening Impaler October 26th, 27th, and 28th.http://www.njfilmfest.com/ If you are in the neighborhood drop on by!Heather :~)
Posted by IMPALER on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST