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About Me

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I'm Justin and I live in Auburn, Alabama but I'm from outside of Dallas. I am a career college student(if ya wanna learn how to do the same read my blog, it may be boring but its all true and helpful) and I am a huge football fan. I've been known to be a bit of a smartass but I'm sure you can deal with it. Despite what most fauckers think I actually do work, though it's at a bar so really I'm just in my natural inviroment. I love classic cars, I have a 66' Mustang named Smokey .... I also have a dodge ram named Ramrod... I like fishing and playing sports and beating up midgets, it makes me feel like a big man. Are you really still reading this? Alright I'll keep goin i guess. I try to do the movie thing in my spare time, ask Tray and he'll tell ya that I'm a useless bastard at it but he likes to pee in his front yard and fight anyone who blinks within a 100 foot radius, so nobody ever listens to him.Alright I'm bored so go do something better with yo time sucka.

My Interests

Football, Fishing, Classic Cars, Music, Movies. i also enjoy bailing friends out of jail, watching senior citizens fight, stealing girlscout cookies and visiting small towns in mississippi to see the kick-ass powers of imbreading. im also interested in money so if anyone wants to gimme some that would be kinda cool. by the way i plan to own a giraffe in the future...yea i dont know how to respond to that either.

I'd like to meet:

my real parents...wait i wasnt adopted, well just scratch that comment then. i guess i wouldnt mind meeting bo jackson, conan obrien, norm macdonald, bob saget(so i could punch him in the face), bill brasky and any girls that arent too crazy in the head. And hopefully my boy Landon and I will meet up again in heaven because I know that's where he's at.

Music:

Bowling for soup, Randy Travis, Weezer, Blink 182, Keith Whitley, Beastie Boys, George Strait, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Dashboard, Bone, Skynard,2-Short, Sinatra, Pat Green, Jimmy Buffet, OLD Dre and Snoop, Always Sometimes, Tupac, Biggie, Tom Petty, Syhne, Stevie Wonder, Bloodhound Gang. Its random but my taste changes with my mood.

Movies:

swingers, trainspotting, friday night lights, usual suspects, slackers, the program, boys n the hood, colors, supertroopers, good will hunting, office space, boondock saints, menace to society, suicide kings, fletch, van wilder, the seventh seal, garden state, mallrats, catepillar, PCU, dirty work, the professional, eurotrip, chasing amy, windy city heat, and anything i write that will never make it to the screen

Television:

family guy, reno 911, MXC, max X, the office, scrubs, ESPN(anything but soccer), man vs wild, simpsons, saved by the bell(ya know ya watch it), the scrambled porn channel(what?), da ali g show, and any police chases

Books:

Coloring books? Green Eggs and Ham, but dont tell me how it ends, i havnt finished it yet.

Heroes:

anyone who can grow a kick-ass handlebar mustache and Mr. T cause he dont take no jibba-jabba

My Blog

the true definition of "laidback"

I found what it really means to be "mellow" yesterday as Ryan and I exit walmart to see a croud of people circleing his car in the parking lot to watch it as it burns. Ryan turned to me and state...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST

what it takes to be a lifelong undergrad student

What does it take to be a lifelong student with no apparent goals or future? First of all it takes a very strong liver: i dont have that anymore so thats why i am trying to end this career of mine. bu...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST