KOALA STORY |
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. A little lizard walked past, looked up, and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala said, "Smoking a joint; come up and have some." So the l...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:34:00 GMT |
BAR JOKE |
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich & a cat. As they all sit at the bar, the bartender says to the man "What can I get you?""I'll have a beer", the man replies.As the bartender turns to fetch t...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
TEXANS... got to love 'em! |
A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation. The old rancher says,...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:59:00 GMT |
You know you're from Brooklyn when.... |
You don't go to Manhattan; you go to "The City"
You never realized you had an accent until you left
You don't speak with an accent - everybody else does. You curse A lot. Or ca...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:34:00 GMT |
