Everybody Getting Ready For Coffin Times? Well, now you can customize your death-box to your exact specifications so that even from six feet underground, your aesthetic weirderies may be inflicted upon the Earth for generations of grateful pre-skeletons.
It's The Everything is Horrible-- Custom Casket Sale!
You can get one that looks like a yellow thing from that science show!
Or!
If you like music, and who doesn't? Get one of these unwieldy babies! Be Buried in something that makes the sadness of your life pale in comparison to the inanity of your death.
OR!!!!
An Actual NASA® designed duffle bag, built for going on space golfing outings, but retrofitted to accomodate a large, tubular corpse.
Prices upon Request.
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